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Virginia Woman Discovers A 4-Foot Anaconda In Her Toilet

In a recent call to the Arlington County Animal Control, a woman had stated that a snake was in her apartment toilet. The animal control team responded to the call, […]

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by / on January 5, 2017 at 8:59 am / in Fails, News

Baltimore Takes The Number 1 Spot On “Top 50 Bed Bug Cities”

According to a recent study, Baltimore took the number one spot for cities with bed bugs. The study was conducted by Orkin, with the list being based on data in […]

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by / on January 4, 2017 at 10:45 am / in News

Somebody Altered The Hollywood Sign To Celebrate Weed

The Hollywood sign right now pic.twitter.com/wHNRir6KHL — Vsauce (@tweetsauce) January 1, 2017 Hollyweed!!! I think security took the night off last night in Hollywood👀. pic.twitter.com/ycQXzjsyjG — Sd3gaughC (@Sd3gaughC) January 1, […]

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by / on January 1, 2017 at 1:03 pm / in Entertainment, News

Dashcam: Tesla Autopilot Feature Senses Accident Before It Happens

2016 is coming to an end, and as the years pass, technology is continuously boggling my brain. In this recent upload to YouTube, dashcam footage shows  the Tesla Autopilot feature basically […]

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by / on December 28, 2016 at 10:59 am / in Entertainment, News

Eddie Vedder Gives Maryland Family $10,000 After Christmas Plea Goes Viral

Pearl Jam’s, Eddie Vedder surprised a Maryland family with $10,000 after a mother’s Craigslist post went viral. On December 19th, The Washington Post published an article about a mother of […]

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by / on December 27, 2016 at 12:48 pm / in News

Watch: Guy Drives His Car All Over The Inside Russian Airport

Video: serious #security incident at #Kazan #airport in #Russia, where a car drove through terminal building pic.twitter.com/30sO5BOfyQ — Alex Kokcharov (@AlexKokcharov) December 23, 2016

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by / on December 23, 2016 at 12:51 pm / in News

Cop Pulls Over Student For Speeding, Ends Up Helping Him With His Tie

A University of Wisconsin student was pulled over for speeding, and he proceeded to hit the officer with a reasonable excuse. He was running late to a presentation, and he […]

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by / on December 21, 2016 at 11:31 am / in Entertainment, News

Family Thinks A Deer Is Eating Plants Off Their Porch; Lights Come On And Reveal Much More…

    A family living in the suburbs of California saw what they thought was a deer eating their plants from their front porch. They were in for a big surprise […]

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by / on December 15, 2016 at 1:05 pm / in News

Listen To Ted Cruz Basically Jizzing His Pants While Talking About How Much He Loves Queso

.@tedcruz passionately defending cheese: “Queso is made to be scooped up with tortilla trips, dribbling down your chin and onto your shirt.” pic.twitter.com/8j1u4ix5W0 — Jordan Rudner (@jrud) December 7, 2016 […]

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by / on December 8, 2016 at 11:40 pm / in Humor, News

Orioles Won’t Sign Jose Bautista Because Baltimore Doesn’t Like Him

Orioles prefer to keep draft, too, but to explain why Bautista doesn’t fit, they told JB camp: O’s fans just don’t like him — Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) December 7, 2016 […]

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by / on December 7, 2016 at 12:23 am / in News, Sports and Bets

When The Live News Is Talking About Beavers, You Can Expect A Few Vagina References To Slip Out

  You can say this news anchor fucked up by saying most of the beavers he’s seen in his life are big and unfriendly, but this blooper falls on the hands […]

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by / on December 6, 2016 at 2:24 pm / in Humor, News

High School Kid Gets To Body Slam His Teacher In Front Of Entrie Student Body

Westlake high school lit pic.twitter.com/tpQRr3Hc8F — Dallin Achermann (@super_chef6) December 2, 2016     Who hasn’t thought about doing this? One minute you’re walking down the halls and pass your principal, and […]

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by / on December 3, 2016 at 1:14 pm / in News

Guy Casually Steals $1.6 Million Worth Of Gold From Armored Truck In NYC

On September 29th, a man nonchalantly strolled up to an unattended armored truck in Manhattan, only to flee with literally a bucket of gold. $1.6 million worth of gold flake to […]

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by / on November 30, 2016 at 10:12 pm / in News

IMPORTANT: Reward Out For Pet Turkey Stolen From Kent County Home

    I don’t like being the bearer of bad news, but this turkey was stolen the weekend before Thanksgiving. That bitch is dead.    

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by / on November 26, 2016 at 4:15 am / in News

News Anchor Tries To Draw A Cannon On Screen, Instead Draws Giant Dick

    All she needed was to add the wheels of the cannon to complete the shaft with the balls, and she’d have a full package. Great looking dick drawing. The […]

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by / on November 18, 2016 at 1:52 pm / in Humor, News

Man Enters Towson Pizza Joint Through Vent, Proceeds To Take Off Clothes Before Taking Cash

NEW VIDEO OF NAKED TOWSON PIZZA BURGLAR. Balt Co police looking for this guy who lost clothes in roof vent he used to break into business. pic.twitter.com/KUkL3rEBUd — Lowell Melser […]

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by / on November 15, 2016 at 3:10 pm / in Fails, News