“I’m Not Drunk”…A Bouncer’s Story

I suppose an introduction is in order. My name is [OMITTED], and I work as a bouncer at [OMITTED] in [OMITTED], Maryland. You can just call me “Warlock,” though. Everyone […]

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by / on January 26, 2013 at 1:48 pm / in Entertainment

That’s a Man Baby!

I know this story is getting beat like a dead horse, but I can’t resist making fun of this Te’O clown.  If the Ravens even think about drafting this drama queen, […]

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by / on January 25, 2013 at 12:14 am / in Entertainment, News

Big Poppa Pump Might Have An Issue

It is no question that San Francisco 49ers quarterback has earned respect by leading his team to the big show. Colin Kaepernick has become a household name in one season, […]

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by / on January 24, 2013 at 2:43 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Investigative Report: 49ers QB or Rage Frontman or Both?

This creepy clone video went viral this week. This video got us here at Charm City Wire thinking.  Have you ever seen 49er QB Colin Kaepernick and Rage Against the Machine Frontman Zack de […]

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by / on January 23, 2013 at 4:06 pm / in Entertainment

Steve Bisciotti Is Badass

  Let’s face it, any man who can slick his hair back while wearing jeans and a duster is in fact a badass. Lastnight, I learned two things: Baltimore belongs in the Super […]

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by / on January 21, 2013 at 9:30 pm / in Entertainment

Baltimore Police Officer Indicted On Drug Dealing

TheSun A federal grand jury indicted a Baltimore police officer Friday on charges that he was involved in a conspiracy to distribute heroin, cocaine, crack cocaine and marijuana.In an indictment unsealed […]

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by / on January 19, 2013 at 8:51 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Buy Your Own Catfish

  Source NamoroFake, which roughly translates to fake dating, offers deals that vary based on how legit you  want your fake girlfriend to be. For a fee, the site creates a Facebook profile […]

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by / on January 17, 2013 at 9:21 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

2 Girls 1 Cup Director Goes Down

 Article Today Ira Isaacs, a self-described “shock artist,” was sentenced to four years in federal prison for shocking people a little too much. The FBI describes his crimes:Evidence presented at trial established that […]

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by / on January 17, 2013 at 9:19 pm / in Entertainment