Bull With Flaming Horns Gives Slapdick A Goring He’ll Never Forget

Fails, Humor — July 8, 2015 at 7:47 pm by

Is transforming a bull’s horns into two Olympic torches an actual thing? Because that’s gotta be one of the dumbest fucking ideas I’ve ever heard. Bulls are already terrifying killing machines on their own, so it seems to me that adding fire to the mix is highly unnecessary. It’s like giving Jaws a goddamn machine gun. As much as I disapprove of this practice, it did lead to a deeply satisfying result.

That was an utterly hellacious goring, but I don’t feel an ounce of pity for that dude. It’s like the old saying goes, “Don’t throw dirt in a bull’s eyes, young man, you’ll get the flaming horns of justice.”

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