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The number of jizz rags in Boston has never been higher.
Book description: “Bill Belichick gets seduced by a woman with large breasts who may be up to no good.”
Unfortunately this is only a 17-page long novel, but if I know Bill Belichick like I think I know Bill Belichick, this thing’s gonna be sexy. I mean the man just screams sex. Lust practically seeps out of his pores.
Sounds hot. Sign me up. I’ll take three copies.
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