I guess I can’t say this was the worst way to make a viral video, but it’s definitely not the smartest, and probably one of the more painful. There really isn’t much upside to a 59 mile-per-hour fastball straight to the dick. I guess the upside is that it wasn’t 100 miles-per-hour. That would do you in for good. This guy will probably have some nice bruises and a case of ED for a couple weeks, but he’ll survive. Hey kid, quit being a pussy and let Aroldis Chapman throw a couple heaters at your balls and see how funny your viral video is.