Baltimore Yelp Reviews

Entertainment, Featured — February 17, 2013 at 10:43 pm by

When exploring Yelp, you notice that everyone is a critic. Mostly, the pages are filled with how a business could be better, but every once in awhile you come across some pretty funny stuff. Below are some reviews from around Baltimore that are too ridiculous not to share. Via the Baltimore Sun:


Charles Theater


“It’s a small and more older type of theater but it’s not bad, it plays more indy type of movies here and only thing I dont like is the butter on the popcorn…it smells like feet” — Maria P., Baltimore

Mama’s on the Half Shell


“The crab artichoke dip is like crack, and Baltimore knows crack.” — Chrystina Z., Washington, DC

Bingo World


“Negatives:  -No bars and it’s not BYOB however I’m pretty sure you could easily bring in a flask.” — Meredith J., Baltimore

The Ottobar


“I HATE Baltimore. It’s definitely the worst city I’ve ever been to (and violent/dangerous as hell). Anyway, the Ottobar is alright.” — Billy A., Coral Springs, Fla.

Howard Street McDonald’s 


“This review is for the redbox inside. I go here strictly for redbox. Even that isn’t the best service.  This redbox is never stocked with current movies or it is so full you can’t return movies.  What an inconvenience.  McDonalds is open till 11 pm which is good for late night movies.” — Travis B., Baltimore

Read the full list @ Baltimore Sun

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