Baltimore City Employee Fired For Watching Nearly 39 Hours Of Porn Over 2 Weeks…While At Work

News — May 4, 2015 at 4:56 pm by

In light of the tense standoff occurring between protests and police, a breaking new development within Baltimore’s public sector, unrelated to riots, was discovered. A particular individual, who was an employee with the Department of Public Works, was terminated from their position as maintenance supervisor due to improper workplace conduct coupled with failure to follow city procedure. Rather, this individual thought their time would be better spent watching people fornicate, among other erotic activities, utilizing a CD-ROM as a means for delivery of the sensuous images. This individual, whose identity has yet to be released on the grounds of personnel confidentiality, received a complaint several months back concerning the employee’s use of time while on the clock.

What was found: In a two-week 80 hour period, the individual (henceforth known as “Sexual Deviant”) was found to have spent roughly 39 hours watching pornography during this period, amounting to around $1,166 for the time spent viewing, and most likely enjoying (a lot) pornographic recordings. “The Sexual Deviant” precariously watched the videos on full-screen mode, suggesting their full engagement and concentration was devoted to viewing.

Before judgment is bestowed upon this individual by our readers, who undoubtedly would never do such a thing, please allow me to point out that he was considerate enough to bring his own DVD from home as opposed to downloading it to the government computer.  You may proceed with judgment.  The employee who shall remain nameless, but can be deduced by the job title  and a local government directory, has been publicly shamed in the court of opinion, along with losing his job for something that each and every person on earth is guilty of.  Granted 20 hrs a week is a lot of personal maintenance, and that should set the bar for any future “incidents” any employer might encounter such as this.  Before you judge this guy, close the Brazzers login page you have in the minimized window behind your TPS reports.

via Sun

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