Babes Nation State of The Union: PEDs, First Take, Flacco, and Other Bullshit

Featured, Humor — July 27, 2013 at 11:34 am by

I got some shit that I have to say and I’m just gonna say it. Forget formats or paragraphs, I’m spitting the raw truth and saying anything that crosses my mind.

Ryan Braun is a fucking asshole! What a douche to go all high and mighty about a supposed rigged drug test and then just get embarrassed when the evidence comes out the way it did.  Way to let down an entire fan base that had given you the benefit of the doubt.

Braun Fraud Douche

Braun Fraud Douche

A Rod…who the fuck cares anymore, but think of this, could this have happened to a better franchise? Sorry Yanks, guess you’re still stuck paying this worthless forty-year old 25 million bucks after he will not have played in a major league game in a year and a half.

Maybe him and T.O. could make out.

Maybe him and T.O. could make out.

I love the show First Take on ESPN, and I get what they’re trying to do. It reminds me of when I watched WWF wrestling as a kid, there is a script, a storyline, and a clear-cut good guy and bad guy. In this case Stephen A. Smith is the good guy, Skip Bayless is the bad guy, and the storyline is to attack Baltimore, and more specifically, Joe Flacco every chance they get. These guys are playing their parts, I would say at least half the time, and it makes for entertaining TV most of the time, but Bayless’ recent slanders of Flacco have never made me want to sit across from him more.

Bayless accused Flacco of flaunting his money to the media with a quote that they twisted around and took out of context. Joe was standing there answering a ridiculous set of questions, and I feel like he finally gave in and gave them something other than the vanilla cliché, and he gets bashed for it. The guy got paid for what he had accomplished and the media won’t leave him alone. I don’t get it, why do some people have to constantly deal with scrutiny while others get a pass. Flacco has as many playoff wins as Peyton Manning with seven less playoff games played.

Forget Capone Chase, Skip the Asshole is B-more Public Enemy #1.

Forget Capone Chase, Skip the Asshole is B-more Public Enemy #1.

Matt Ryan is now the second highest paid player in the NFL, slightly eclipsing what Joe got earlier this offseason, but Ryan has eight less playoff wins then Joe. Yet Ryan won’t have to deal with as much bullshit as Joe has already, why is that? Do I think Ryan deserves that contract-yes I do. He is a franchise quarterback, and franchise quarterbacks are making north of 20 million a year, it’s the market value. I don’t think Ryan is better than Flacco, but I understand that contracts are far more about timing then anything else.

I love to hear these idiots that are barking about Flacco being ranked fourth on Ron Jaworski’s best quarterbacks list ahead of guys like Drew Brees, Big Ben, and Eli. I look every one of them in the eye and say this. ” You’re right you know more about quarterbacks then Jaws does, good for you.”

This pic says it all

This pic says it all

Try and script a tougher playoff run then what the Ravens endured last year, yet when people talk about our Super Bowl run, many hint at it being a fluke. I heard a new former player analyst the other day talking about how it took a fluke play for Denver not to be in the Super Bowl last year; I don’t know how they put some of these guys on TV. But I’m fucking tired of it! We go into those conditions in Denver and win the game of the year. Then we go to Foxborough and demoralize Tom Brady and the Pats. Then we’re up 27-6 when the lights went out. You want to talk about fluke, the only fluke involved in our playoff run was the fact that San Fran got back in that game after we lost (electric failure) momentum.

Mine now Tom

Mine now Tom

If one more media outlet talks about how much we lost this offseason, I’m gonna lose it. I get it they need to talk about something and we have to put up with a lot of shit because we get so much access now in the sports world, but people keep saying the same shit over and over. How are we gonna replace so many starters and so much leadership? I ll tell you how we replace it-we get better, younger, faster players, and that’s what we did. Our team is better than last year’s, I ll tell you one that’s not-New England. The Pats lost five of their top six receivers last year, and yet there will still be a line around the corner for media analysts to suck off Tom Brady as the be all and end all. Do I think Brady will still lead a productive offense, absolutely.  Will he make below average receivers better, of course he will, but for fuck sake stop crowning New England while casting off the reigning Super Bowl champs as not even a contender in the AFC.

I know the Ravens use their lack of respect from most of the media as motivation, but its goddamn time we deserve the respect that we have more than earned, hell, we’ve taken it. I’m pissed off heading into this season and I have a chip on my shoulder, and I’m just a guy who just two days ago had mutton chops and a handle bar stache, imagine what the Ravens must be feeling. I don’t think it will be hard at all for Coach Harbaugh to find the way to motivate this squad.

Last point-man I can’t wait for football. The gambling, the fantasy leagues, and the fact that we have football on almost every night. Life is good. Happy football season.

 

pics  NFL, ESPN, Details

2 Comments

  1. It’s surprising that Bayless can even talk since his lips are cemented to Tebow’s ass.

  2. Where is the line to blow Brady?

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