Articles by: Zach

MLB Odds To Win The 2015 World Series Have Been Released, Let’s See Where The O’s Fall In Line

  Vegas Insider released the early odds to win the 2015 World Series, and the Orioles are the 8th favorite with 20/1 odds. I don’t at all feel disrespected here, […]

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by / on October 31, 2014 at 12:03 am / in Sports and Bets

Jets’ Wide Receiver Eric Decker Tells Fans To Tweet Why The Love The Jets. Big Mistake.

These are hilarious, and Eric Decker was absolutely asking for it. He may be blissfully unaware of the awful history the Jets franchise has, but he has to realize that […]

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by / on October 30, 2014 at 9:24 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Teacher Tries To Be Cool, Lets Class Sleep In, Obviously Student Tries To Get Laid Out Of It

Typical teacher, thinking she can give the students a little extra time to sleep and not expect someone to try to get laid out of it.     Slick move […]

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by / on October 30, 2014 at 9:08 pm / in Humor

Gynecologist Found Deer Tongue In Grossest Woman Alive’s Vagina After She Pleasured Herself With It

A woman from Little Rock, Arkansas recently went to the hospital because she had been smelling a foul odor coming from the discharge from her vagina. The doctor gave her […]

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by / on October 30, 2014 at 5:53 am / in Humor, News

Harry Potter Actor Is Actually Quite The Impressive Rapper

Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who is best known for playing Harry Potter (Not to be confused with porn parody sensation Hairy Twatter),  can actually rap very fast lyrics. The second […]

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by / on October 29, 2014 at 1:01 pm / in Entertainment

Jose Canseco Accidentally Shot His Finger Off Tuesday Night

It’s no secret Canseco has shot himself with needles time and time again, but to go full blown Plaxico Burress on us takes some serious testicles. Canseco was reportedly cleaning […]

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by / on October 29, 2014 at 3:41 am / in Sports and Bets

Allow This Guy To Walk You Through The Pleasures Of His Mom Walking In On Him Jacking Off

I just can’t stop laughing at the casual nature in which he tells this story. Very graphic stuff. Hilarious nevertheless. Is it worse to be the guy or his mom in […]

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by / on October 28, 2014 at 5:07 pm / in Humor

Watch In Awe As The ‘Best Pole Dancer In The World’ Does Her Thing

Pole dancing is about as American as apple pie and steroids, and this striper pole phenomenon wears her patriotism on her sleeve. She is widely known as the best pole […]

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by / on October 28, 2014 at 12:35 pm / in Entertainment

Watch This Rottweiler Loving This Cat To Make Your Tuesday A Little More Enjoyable

But how pissed is the cat though? Not as pissed as her husband must be about her making home movies instead of doing that full basket of laundry.

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by / on October 28, 2014 at 12:22 pm / in Humor

Camden Yards Named Best Ballpark In MLB By Stadium Journey Magazine

Stadium Journey Magazine may not be a household magazine name, but it has one job in this world, and that’s to analyze stadiums, so that should tell you that this […]

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by / on October 28, 2014 at 1:25 am / in Sports and Bets

Can We Take A Second To Appreciate How Hot Sofia Vergara On The Front Of Shape Magazine Is?

The November, 2014 issue of Shape Magazine is currently on newsstands, and it’s not hard to see why Sofia Vergara made the front cover. Let’s all just take a step […]

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by / on October 27, 2014 at 11:02 pm / in Entertainment

Logo On Company’s Milk Carton Look EXACTLY Like A Dick And Balls

There’s really nothing I enjoy more than a good dick joke coming from someone unexpected, and this company Tesco, who manufactures a great buttermilk, made a clutch dick joke. There’s absolutely […]

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by / on October 27, 2014 at 10:35 pm / in Humor

World’s First Suspension Bridge Connecting Two Mountain Peaks Debuted In The Swiss Alps, And It’s Incredible

Basically this thing looks awesome. It stands at 9,800 feet high, and is 351 feet long, and connects the Glacier 3000 and the Scex Rouge mountain peaks in the Swiss Alps, and […]

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by / on October 27, 2014 at 8:12 pm / in Outdoors

Red Sox Hate Yoenis Cespedes, And He Hates Them Back

Reports are coming out of Boston today that the Red Sox will probably try to trade Yoenis Cespedes this offseason, rather than attempting to resign him to the huge deal […]

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by / on October 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm / in Sports and Bets

Hot Girl Doesn’t Know What A Gang Bang Is, And Posts This Hysterical Photo Caption

Priceless. Absolutely priceless. Everybody loves a quality gang bang, and this young lady is down for a 5-on-1. At least that’s what she told the social media world, and we can […]

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by / on October 27, 2014 at 6:17 pm / in Humor

Baltimore Ranked #2 On List Of America’s 10 ‘Most Underrated Cities’ By Conde Nast Traveler

For those of us from Maryland, its not hard for us to see why Baltimore is named Charm City. Sure it has its rough patches, but Baltimore in itself is […]

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by / on October 27, 2014 at 2:16 pm / in Featured, News