Articles by: Zach

Toronto Blue Jay Fans Are Loving Their Acronym, And So Am I

I can’t believe it’s taken this long for this to become a thing, but it’s about time it has. “BJ Mom?” Hysterical.   I’ll definitely agree with that last one. […]

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by / on September 5, 2014 at 2:24 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Auburn QB Nick Marshall Was Interviewed, And I’m Not Positive He Was Saying Words

I made out a couple words in his entire nonsensical rant. Speak up bro, and lose the mumble. I can’t imagine what he sounds like while under center during a […]

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by / on September 5, 2014 at 1:52 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Canadian Gets Locked Up; Proceeds To Take Selfies Of Him Drinking Cognac, Smoking Blunts In Jail

America, let’s take this guy, and send that little dip shit Justin Bieber back across the border. Michael Simoneau-Meunier got himself arrested in Canada, for the fifteenth time, (yes, 15), and […]

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by / on September 4, 2014 at 10:36 pm / in Humor

Towson University Student Emails Professor Saying She’s Skipping Class To Honor Beyonce’s Birthday

As a graduate of Towson University, I can inform you that this is about the most Towson University thing I can think of: students that find education far less important than […]

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by / on September 4, 2014 at 7:35 pm / in Humor

Dude Having A Threesome Gets Stabbed By Roommate Because His Ladies Were Screaming Too Loudly

42 year-old Antonio Flores recently got arrested for stabbing his roommate multiple times in the head, back, and arms. The reason? The 36 year-old was having a threesome in his room, […]

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by / on September 3, 2014 at 5:47 pm / in Humor, News

Tom Brady Gets What He Wants At Home By Acting Like A Bitch; Just Like On The Field

Tom Brady recently admitted that when his wife Gisele Bundchen doesn’t give him enough attention at home, he acts like a little bitch. “I like attention from her, so when […]

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by / on September 3, 2014 at 1:59 pm / in Sports and Bets

So, CeeLo Green Might Be A Big Rapist

CeeLo Green recently got hit (lightly) with 3 years probation and 45 days of community service for allegedly druging a woman with ecstacy and taking her home for sex in […]

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by / on September 2, 2014 at 12:39 pm / in Entertainment

Michael Sam On WWE Raw In Baltimore?

Recently cut from the St. Louis Rams, former SEC Defensive POY has been invited to take his talents to Baltimore. Just not to play football. The 6’2″ defensive end has […]

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by / on September 2, 2014 at 10:17 am / in Sports and Bets

Prankster Ear-Bangs A News Reporter With A Big Sex Toy

This news reporter is the truest of professionals. Not many people could stand there without missing a beat and tell the country the latest news while they’re getting the shit […]

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by / on September 1, 2014 at 11:18 pm / in Humor

This Guy Locks Himself Out Of Hotel Room Ass Naked; Makes Epic Walk Of Shame

This is everyone’s worst nightmare. I’m not quite sure why he originally thought it would be a good idea to leave his room naked, but I guess he figured the […]

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by / on September 1, 2014 at 7:02 pm / in Humor

Man Dies In Prison After Eating Cellmate’s Drug Soaked Underwear

55 year-old Michael Jones has been charged with the murder of 33 year-old Corey McQueary, who died in prison after eating Jones’s underwear. His undies were soaked in a liquid […]

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by / on September 1, 2014 at 3:28 pm / in News

Three Meth Heads Think They’ve Been Taken Hostage; They’re Actually Just Hallucinating

Let’s begin by stating the obvious. No party is worth having without a little crystal meth. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I’d like to introduce you […]

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by / on August 31, 2014 at 2:49 pm / in Humor, News

This Ginger Got A Hoax “Ginger Discount Card,” And Stores Actually Accept It

I don’t know why, but I am so excited about this story. A man who started as an unfortunate red head, has turned himself into a money saving phenom. Richard […]

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by / on August 31, 2014 at 3:08 am / in Humor

The Air Sex World Championship Happened.

I don’t know what to think about these people. On one hand they’re probably total weirdos, but there’s a small part of me that thinks these air sex masters are […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 5:17 pm / in Humor

Watch These Two Swimmers Have A Close Encounter With Hammerhead Shark

Earlier this week in Florida, these two swimmers came pretty damn close to a hammerhead shark in the ocean. Luckily for them the shark was more interested in whatever it […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 2:50 pm / in News

Crush Davis Crushes Grand Slam; O’s Blow Out Twins 9-1

What a sight for sore eyes it was to see Chris Davis hit the ball out of the yard with the bases loaded. The Orioles began this series with a […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 3:41 am / in Sports and Bets