Articles by: Zach

Youth Softball Coach And Janitor Named ‘Bus’ Faces Charges Of Sexual Relationship With Minor

I’ve never heard of a more appropriate nickname in my life than Bus. Her real name doesn’t even matter. She genuinely looks like a bus. This youth softball coach in […]

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by / on November 6, 2014 at 4:02 am / in News

Some Bookies Are Now Taking Bets On If There’s Gonna Be A Nascar Fight

If you’re a compulsive gambler, and need to get your Nascar fix on, you can now bet with your bookie on if there’s going to be a fight in a […]

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by / on November 5, 2014 at 8:35 pm / in Sports and Bets

Watch This Cat Take A Shit In The Deep Fryer Because Pooping Is Funny

No matter how many times you see someone take a shit in a weird place, it never gets old. This cat has so little respect for his owner that he […]

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by / on November 5, 2014 at 5:58 pm / in Humor

Captain Hornblaster Interrupts Live News And I Think He Might Be On Cocaine

Is Captain Hornblaster the new FHRITP? Not even a flinch from this reporter, what a pro.

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by / on November 5, 2014 at 1:10 pm / in Humor

#WCW: Rihanna

It seems like the whole world is on board with this whole Woman Crush Wednesday, so why should we be any different? Is there a man alive who doesn’t love […]

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by / on November 5, 2014 at 3:42 am / in Entertainment

Mt. Washington Tavern In Baltimore Is Giving Away Free Beer Or Wine For Voters

Voting is always encouraged, so the good people at Mt. Washington Tavern are offering a free draft beer or a free glass of house wine to anyone who shows up […]

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by / on November 4, 2014 at 4:38 pm / in Pubs and Grub

Harvard University Is Offering A Class On How To Have Butt Sex Called “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101”

The prestigious Harvard University is currently having their annual Sex Week observance this week, and they have one class that is geared towards teaching Ivy League students how to properly […]

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by / on November 4, 2014 at 11:41 am / in Humor, News

This Guy Thinks He’s The Vince Carter Of Garage Beer Pong

This is what happens when rednecks get together to play beer pong in a garage and listen to hard rock. Lot of dudes at this party..

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by / on November 4, 2014 at 12:10 am / in Humor

Indiana Football Player Jordan Fuchs Name Was Definitely Spelled Wrong On His Jersey…

Way to go Adidas, way to “accidentally” make the H on the back of the jersey of Jordan Fuchs look exactly like a K. Adidas probably also enjoys saying things like “Jordan Fuchs […]

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by / on November 3, 2014 at 11:44 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Some Moron Dressed As Wolverine Accidentally Cut His Penis Off

Some total fucking dumb ass decided to dress up as Wolverine for Halloween, and fastened knives to his fingers to replicate whatever the fuck Wolverine has coming out of the back […]

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by / on November 3, 2014 at 9:22 pm / in Humor, News

Prince George’s County Police Confiscated Weed-Infused Candy Meant For Trick-Or-Treaters

Some people in the Maryland area might have been giving out weed-infused candy for Halloween. The Prince George’s County Police Department confiscated multiple boxes of weed candy, in which each individual piece […]

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by / on November 3, 2014 at 1:53 pm / in News

Small Child Walks In On Man In Tigger Suit Banging Woman On Changing Table In Public Bathroom

An innocent 3-year-old walked in to a public bathroom in England, only to find what was probably once one of her favorite cartoon characters banging a fully nude woman on […]

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by / on November 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm / in News

Sunday’s Nascar Fight Was Probably The Girliest Thing You’ll See All Week

They looked like a bunch of girls who didn’t want to mess up their fresh manicures out there. I swear Brad Keselowski is in the middle of every one of […]

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by / on November 3, 2014 at 1:47 am / in Sports and Bets

And The Award For The Best Halloween Costume Of All Time Goes To This Guy

Impressive display, and execution. His anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns Hun. Oh my gosh, look at his butt. \uc0\u55357 \u56834 \u55357 \u56834 \u55357 \u56834 \u55357 \u56834 \u55357 […]

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by / on November 2, 2014 at 7:53 pm / in Humor

This Guy’s Wes Welker Diss Jersey Is Priceless

    It’s well documented now that Wes Welker loves him some Molly. This Pats fan showed up to Gilette Stadium wearing this sweet diss jersey. Photo via BarstoolSports

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by / on November 2, 2014 at 7:21 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Only The Redskins: Team Bus Gets In An Accident On Way To The Stadium This Morning

This would happen to only the Redskins. Excuse me, I mean the Washington professional football team. I don’t want to offend anyone. Can’t believe the Redskins got into a wreck […]

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by / on November 2, 2014 at 10:02 am / in Sports and Bets