Articles by: Zach

Watch This Great White On Great White Shark Attack

If there’s one thing I know about life, its that sharks are pretty effing sweet. Great Whites are the bees knees of shark breeds, and seeing one attack another is […]

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by / on October 1, 2014 at 1:13 pm / in Outdoors

Cops Mistake SpaghettiOs For Meth, And An Innocent Woman Spends A Month In Jail Because Of It

A Georgia woman was arrested and held in prison for a full month because the police thought she had meth on her. There was a suspicious substance was on a […]

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by / on October 1, 2014 at 12:42 pm / in News

Coonhound Decides He Prefers Playing With Raccoon Over Killing It

This dog is pretty awesome, and he looks pretty happy playing with a raccoon. The situation at hand though,, is that the dog is of the Coonhound breed, which is […]

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by / on October 1, 2014 at 4:02 am / in Humor

It Pretty Much Looks Like Torrey Smith Is Hung Like A Horse

The Ravens put a video of Steve Smith’s post game speech in the locker room on their website, and while watching it I noticed one big thing… Torrey, put some […]

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by / on September 30, 2014 at 5:15 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Honest Guy Asks Chick From Tinder Out In The Funniest Way Possible

This guy knows the business and is the epitome of honesty. If you’re the girl, how do you turn this first date down? Spoiler alert: you don’t.   via Elite

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by / on September 30, 2014 at 1:22 pm / in Humor

Orioles’ Fan Offers Two Free Tickets To Playoffs For Women Willing To Have A Threesome

Can you blame the guy? These are expensive seats, and they’re at a premium. He’s giving them away for free, as long as you and a friend are willing to […]

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by / on September 30, 2014 at 11:51 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Watch This Lonely Patriots’ Fan Gets Ridden Hard In The Face By Chiefs’ Die-Hard

Well, this is about as low as your life is ever gonna get. You’re sitting alone in your Pats’ Tee and plaid shorts looking like a dork in a sea […]

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by / on September 30, 2014 at 12:14 am / in Sports and Bets

This Sloth Gets Caught Bro-ing Out HARD

This video was uploaded to YouTube back in 2012, but has recently been making its way around Facebook, and for a good reason. This sloth just knows how to bro the […]

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by / on September 29, 2014 at 5:16 pm / in Humor

9-Year-Old Bodybuilder Is Jacked; Watch Him Do Vertical Push-Ups

This champ has been lifting his whole life. He is stronger than you. One day he will be president of his fraternity and sleep with over a hundred different women. He […]

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by / on September 29, 2014 at 12:56 pm / in News

Snoop Dogg Has Had About Enough Of The Steelers Losing

That’s right, blame the offensive coordinator for every problem the Steelers have. In one breath he asks how do they lose the lead with 40 seconds left, and in the […]

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by / on September 29, 2014 at 12:18 pm / in Entertainment

Steve Smith Drops Wisdom On Carolina Coaching Staff

Drop the mic and walk off. via CSN Baltimore

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by / on September 29, 2014 at 11:29 am / in Sports and Bets

A’s Josh Reddick Celebrates Playoff Berth By Showing Us His Scrotum (NSFW)

If you’re like me, and you’ve ever wondered what Oakland A’s outfielder Josh Reddick’s ball sack looks like, you’re in luck. He showed photographers his underwear-covered taint while celebrating the A’s […]

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by / on September 29, 2014 at 4:05 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Jeter’s Infield RBI Single In Final Career At Bat

Give it up to the man, he’s been good for a long, long time.

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by / on September 28, 2014 at 3:38 pm / in Sports and Bets

This Guy Allegedly Stole Diamond Valued At $160,000 And Traded It For $20 Worth Of Weed

So this total dumb bag of shit was allegedly unloading a UPS cargo airplane, and stumbled upon a diamond, that turned out to be rather valuable. It is estimated to […]

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by / on September 28, 2014 at 3:47 am / in News

Couple Allegedly Murdered Two People, But Couldn’t Climax While Having Sex On Their Dead Bodies

There’s nothing worse than when you’re making sweet love on a couple dead bodies and can’t bust a nut. Sweethearts Alisa Massaro and Joshua Miner have been accused of murdering two […]

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by / on September 27, 2014 at 12:07 pm / in Humor, News

Orioles Lose To Jays, Now Locked In To 2-Seed; Plus, Tillman’s A True Ace

Chris Tillman made his final start of the year, in which he gave up more than three earned runs for the first time since June 5. What an incredible season […]

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by / on September 27, 2014 at 12:20 am / in Sports and Bets