Articles by: Zach

I Can’t Get Enough Of Johnny Manziel, And You Shouldn’t Be Able To Either

Whether you love or hate Johnny Manziel, there’s no doubt you can’t stop watching him. This is partially because he’s one of the most polarizing figures in sports, but mainly […]

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by / on August 19, 2014 at 4:45 pm / in Sports and Bets

Male Nurse Faces Jail Time For Keeping Dicks In Jars Of Formaldehyde At His House

An unnamed male nurse working at a hospital in Croatia has a thing for amputated dicks. Specifically, dicks that he cut off of dead bodies, that he then took home […]

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by / on August 19, 2014 at 12:19 pm / in News

The Five Most Maryland Craft Beers That Every Marylander Needs To Try

I decided that two of the best things in this world are beer and the state of Maryland. A couple local breweries also seem to share the same opinion as […]

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by / on August 18, 2014 at 8:39 pm / in Pubs and Grub

You’d Be A Damn Fool To Miss This Video Of A Girl And Her GoPro At The Gym

This is about the best thing that’s ever been done. Watch all the way through, it’s worth it. Just an overall impressive work out. She managed to hit every single […]

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by / on August 18, 2014 at 11:25 am / in Entertainment

Senior Citizen Crashed Car Into His Own Pool Because He’s Old As Shit

Personally I plan on having someone murder me before I get to be old enough to where I’m driving my car into my pool. Why? Because being old sounds just […]

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by / on August 18, 2014 at 1:46 am / in News

Magician Asks Cop To Buy His Weed. What Happens Next Is Awesome

A lot of prank videos that are going viral lately are totally fake, and you can usually tell which ones are. But no doubt this video is real. Not only […]

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by / on August 16, 2014 at 2:46 pm / in Humor

Brilliant Chen Not Enough; O’s Lose 2-1 in 11, After Matusz Surrenders Walk-Off Homer

Well, you can’t win ’em all. This loss felt rough though, and leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth. Coming in to this game, the Orioles were red […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 11:21 pm / in Sports and Bets

Brittney Griner Proposes To Fellow WNBA Star Glory Johnson. Bigger Story Than Michael Sam?

In the same year Michael Sam came out of the closet as a homosexual prior to being drafted by the St. Louis Rams in the seventh round of the NFL […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 8:43 pm / in Sports and Bets

Steve Smith Loves To ‘Play Like A Raven.’ Calls It The ‘Bully Way.’

God, I freaking love Steve Smith. All reports say he’s totally bought into the winning system we have here in Baltimore. The “bully” way. “When I look in the defensive […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 12:31 pm / in Sports and Bets

Somebody Please Pay This Guy’s $5 Bail For Stealing Cookies

A man named Lucky Crowder is stuck in jail in Albuquerque, New Mexico for the crime of stealing cookies. His bail is set at 5 American dollars, but no one […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 11:07 am / in News

Update: I-895 Closed Today After Tractor Trailor Overturned, Blocking All Northbound Lanes

Today at 2:30 pm, a tractor Trailor crashed, and lies on its side, on I-895. The big rig covers all lanes on 895 North, just past the Harbor Tunnel. As […]

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by / on August 14, 2014 at 4:01 pm / in News

ICYMI: Lil Wayne Live On Sportcenter Freestyle Raps To Theme Song

In case you missed it this morning on Sportscenter, Lil Wayne got on to promote his new album Tha Carter V, and rapped to the show’s theme song. It was […]

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by / on August 14, 2014 at 2:52 pm / in Sports and Bets

Woman Allegedly Trespasses In Family’s Garden, Engages In Sex Act With Lawn Furniture

A 33 year-old drunk woman in Seattle has been accused of sneaking into a nice little family’s garden, and getting it on with their garden furniture. She allegedly pulled up […]

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by / on August 14, 2014 at 1:50 pm / in News

What Does Your Phone Choice Say About Your Sexting Game? Ground Breaking Stuff Here.

Well the good people at Fox News revealed some information found from a survey done by Retina-X Studios, which is an activity monitoring company. In this case, specifically monitoring phone […]

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by / on August 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm / in News

There’s A Bikini Clad Pole Dancer On The Ocean City Boardwalk

Nothing says vacation like pole dancers and bikinis. A woman has been dressed in a bikini, taking a portable stripper pole around the boardwalk in Ocean City, Maryland, and she’s […]

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by / on August 13, 2014 at 11:52 am / in Entertainment, News

Watch Adam Jones And A Rescue Dog Eat A Pie Together, Doggy Style

Adam Jones of the Baltimore Orioles is known for his love of pie-ing teammates in the face following a win. This time, to bring awareness to the Baltimore Animal Rescue […]

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by / on August 12, 2014 at 11:08 pm / in Sports and Bets