Articles by: Zach

Reggie Bush Thinks It’s Okay To Go All Adrian Peterson On Your Child, Just Don’t Leave Bruises

The Bush knows it was a good.. nay, a great idea to publicly come out and say that he has no problem hitting his one-year-old daughter, as long as no […]

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by / on September 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm / in Sports and Bets

Even Jameis Winston Is Getting In On The FHRITP Phenomenon

Jameis Winston just went up about 100 notches in my book. He has been suspended for the first half of this Saturday’s game against Clemson for standing in the middle […]

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by / on September 17, 2014 at 12:40 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Texas Teenager Gets Caught Rubbing His Scrotum On A Customer’s Pizza

This Papa Murphy’s pizza chain worker Austin Symonds, was working the late night shift, and just before closing time, some Grade A asshole had the audacity to order a pizza. […]

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by / on September 16, 2014 at 1:59 pm / in Humor

Ukrainian Politician Thrown In Dumpster by Angry Mob

What year is this? You don’t like a man’s political stances so you throw him in the trash and pile used tires and booze on him? Just when you think […]

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by / on September 16, 2014 at 1:18 pm / in News

Are Bombing ISIS In Syria And Casual Sex Comparable?

Michael Hayden, is a former Air Force General, as well as former Director of CIA and NSA, and he believes there is a fair comparison to be made between Obama’s strategy […]

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by / on September 16, 2014 at 1:39 am / in News

Ocean City, MD Soon Will Only Allow Smoking In Designated Areas On The Beach, Boardwalk

There’s just nothing like the feeling of being on the beach at Ocean City in 85-degree weather, when I’m all suns out guns out, and some jabroni sitting fifteen feet away […]

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by / on September 16, 2014 at 12:29 am / in News

World’s Creepiest Dad Lets The Facebook World Know He Thinks His Daughter’s Sexy

I’ll admit it, I’ve never had a daughter, so some of you may consider me unqualified to speak on the issue of father/daughter sexual relationships. Personally I’m not into it. […]

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by / on September 15, 2014 at 10:46 pm / in Humor

Sarasota, FL Bus Driver Allegedly Solicits Prostitute While On The Job, Instead Of Driving Bus

Sarasota- home to Orioles’ Spring Training facilities, beautiful beaches, and all the hookers money can buy. 43-year-old Rodrigue Macharie was arrested last week for allegedly soliciting a prostitute, who turned […]

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by / on September 15, 2014 at 6:42 pm / in News

Coca-Cola’s Surge Made A Comeback Today

Everyone’s favorite testicle-shrinking soft beverage has made a comeback, and I wish I could shout it from the rooftops. According to BusinessWeek.com, Surge went on sale for today for the first time in […]

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by / on September 15, 2014 at 1:41 pm / in News

YouTube Video “When White People Fight” Is Just Embarrassing

This YouTube video is called “When White People Fight,” and is a complete embarrassment to white people everywhere. The fight was so lame that the guy holding the camera felt […]

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by / on September 15, 2014 at 1:14 pm / in Humor

U Mad Bro? Richard Sherman Declines To Talk To Media After He Gets Schooled In Loss

Richard Sherman. Sometimes, it’s nice to see the cocky get put in their place. Aaron Rodgers wouldn’t throw in your direction last week, but Philip Rivers showed no fear in […]

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by / on September 14, 2014 at 11:59 pm / in Sports and Bets

Kanye West Stops Concert To Yell At Handicapped Kid For Being Disrespectful By Not Standing Up

Kanye West held a concert in Sydney, Australia this past week, and he wasn’t really feeling the crowd. Can you believe that not every single person in the crowd was […]

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by / on September 14, 2014 at 4:47 pm / in Entertainment

This Jabroni Got Swole As Fuck In The Baltimore Hilton Watching The O’s Game Yesterday

This guy gets it. He knows that baseball is important, and a division race in September is even more important. But he also knows getting swole as fuck trumps all […]

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by / on September 14, 2014 at 3:54 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Some Dumb Ass Sold Crushed Up Pop-Tarts To Undercover Cop As Cocaine

Cameron Mitchell, you sly dog. The 30- year-old from Halifax, North Carolina was arrested last week for allegedly selling an undercover police officer “cocaine.” The problem was, that the substance […]

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by / on September 13, 2014 at 7:20 am / in Humor, News

Game 2: Orioles Sweep Double-Header Behind Strong Pitching Efforts

It’s safe to say the Orioles starting pitching is as good as I’ve seen it in a long, long time. Following a great effort by Kevin Gausman this afternoon in […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 10:33 pm / in Sports and Bets

Crazy Ass Lady Takes The Liberty Of Interrupting Live News To Complain About Floods

I’m pretty sure this woman truly believes that the weatherman is in charge of making the weather. She did everything but directly accuse the reporter of being the reason the […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 8:02 pm / in Humor