Articles by: Zach

I Can’t Stop Watching This Fat Man Dancing Like There’s No Tomorrow At An NHL Game

This guy has one job in life, and that’s to entertain those of us who were never blessed enough to be this entertaining. He really takes the role of the […]

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by / on October 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm / in Sports and Bets

Total Nerd Tells Hot News Reporter He’d Like To See His Meat In Her Mouth

What I’m most embarrassed for this guy about is the fact that he tucks his polo into his jeans. The belt’s not helping your cause either bud. But the reporter took […]

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by / on October 13, 2014 at 12:57 pm / in Humor, News

This Big Ass Man Flips Shit On Police, Takes Off Shirt, And Gets The Taser

I don’t know what the shit this guy was on, but it seemed pretty intense. I would have taken my shirt off too if I had his chiseled physique. He fell […]

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by / on October 13, 2014 at 12:11 pm / in News

Two Guys Pull Alien Invasion Prank On Sleeping Friend And Make A Grown Man Cry

I’m not even sure I blame this guy for crying. This prank is legit. There is no way this guy’s underwear wasn’t smeared with bloody shit and piss after curling […]

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by / on October 13, 2014 at 1:26 am / in Sports and Bets

Woman Discovers A Three-Inch Leech Has Been Living In Her Nose For Up To A Month

So here’s the nastiest story you’ve ever read in your life, straight from the source: “I tried to blow him out and grab him but I couldn’t get a grip of […]

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by / on October 12, 2014 at 11:15 pm / in Sports and Bets

Someone Filmed 2 Guys Jumping A 51-Year-Old On Baltimore MTA Train

This is pretty pathetic that no one felt the need to jump in and help the man out. A couple punk ass kids trying to beat up a middle aged […]

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by / on October 12, 2014 at 10:08 pm / in News

Rob Gronkowski With A Totally Inappropriate Post Game Interview

Wow, what a tool box. Granted, he’s right, his offensive line was great today, and they’re probably all getting laid. But very classy move Gronk. How very inappropriate, thank you.

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by / on October 12, 2014 at 7:17 pm / in Sports and Bets

In Only 6 Seconds, This Dog Video Will Have You Cracking Up

I can’t stop watching the look this dog gives his master. Potentially one of the funniest dog videos I think I’ve ever seen. The slow motion turn he pulls off […]

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by / on October 12, 2014 at 3:04 pm / in Humor

The Orioles’ Players Sing ‘Take Me Out To The Ball Game’ In Latest Video

Another video made from our Orioles, courtesy of T-Mobile (Which I might add offers terrible cell phone service). Enjoy.   The @Orioles wanna be in our @MLB #WorldSeries tribute to […]

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by / on October 11, 2014 at 2:12 pm / in Sports and Bets

From Start To Finish, The Orioles’ Arms Were Awful In Game 1; Down 1-0 In Series

What an all around terrible game for the Orioles’ pitchers. Tillman looked like shit, Britton looked like shit, despite O’Day making one good pitch, he looked like shit, and Brian […]

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by / on October 11, 2014 at 12:58 am / in Sports and Bets

Ten Bold (Some Not So Bold) Predictions For The ALCS

Prediction 1.) Adam Jones breaks out of his playoff slump- It’s time, Jonesy, to finally show the world that you’re the player we know you are. Let’s be honest, Jones […]

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by / on October 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm / in Sports and Bets

Man Goes Face First Into Poop-Filled Sewer Pipe To Rescue Crying Litter Of Puppies

Don’t know if I could do it. I just don’t know. I love dogs more than i do humans, but the thought of swimming in thousands of different people’s feces and […]

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by / on October 10, 2014 at 2:48 pm / in News

Dwarf Stripper Knocks Up Bride After Banging Her At Her Bachelorette Party

Jesus, lady get your life together. The world’s most unfortunate husband married who he thought was the girl of his dreams, only to find out nine months after their wedding that his […]

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by / on October 10, 2014 at 1:05 am / in News

Some Bold Individual Spray-Painted A Red Dick On The Hood Of A Multi-Million Dollar Bugatti

There are only a limited amount of these Bugatti Veyrons in the world, and some total jabroni decided to vandalize this one he found parked in Seattle. But what no one’s talking […]

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by / on October 9, 2014 at 2:01 am / in Sports and Bets

There Is No Doubt This Is The Most Painful Failed Jump To Happen To Anyone Ever

Another classic case of great heart, poor execution. If you’re the kid in first grade gym class who can’t find his way out from under the parachute, you should be the same […]

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by / on October 9, 2014 at 1:25 am / in Entertainment

LeSean McCoy Would Probably Reconsider This Commercial If He Knew How Bad He’d Be This Year

This commercial was clearly shot months ago, before anyone could have predicted how bad LeSean McCoy would be this year. Seeing how terrible his season has gone so far, he […]

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by / on October 8, 2014 at 12:52 pm / in Sports and Bets