Articles by: Zach

This Woman Got Caught Breaking In To Parked Cars; Claimed She Was Looking For ISIS

According to Lisa Carol Roche of Mississippi, ISIS terrorists could be lurking in parked cars on a school property. She was allegedly caught by police breaking into cars and vandalizing them, and […]

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by / on October 7, 2014 at 1:50 am / in News

This Total Beefcake Can’t Pick Up A Chick At A Vegas Pool Party, Despite Flexing Repeatedly

Vegas women, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. What happened to all the women of class at the Vegas pool parties? Any respectable woman would have pounced on this fine […]

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by / on October 6, 2014 at 6:02 pm / in Humor

Player Profile: A Look At The Greatness That Is Andrew Miller

The Orioles pulled off a trade mid-season to bring in former Red Sox reliever Andrew Miller. At the time, I loved acquiring Miller, but I didn’t like the price we had […]

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by / on October 6, 2014 at 1:43 pm / in Sports and Bets

Trent Dilfer Serves Up Words Of Wisdom As To How To Win In The NFL

ESPN, this is why you’re the best. No other network could provide us with such incredible wisdom and insider information. My hat’s off to you, ESPN. Glad I was able […]

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by / on October 6, 2014 at 12:55 pm / in Sports and Bets

You Have To Watch Adam Jones Give A Postgame Speech To O’s Fans In Detroit

To sum it up Adam Jones is pretty much the man.

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by / on October 6, 2014 at 12:38 pm / in Sports and Bets

Really Great Taste Shown By The Jacksonville Jaguars’ Mascot

Extremely offensive, to so many people. However, was just a small part of me laughing inside knowing that it was the Steelers’ towel being accused of transmitting a horrible virus?

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by / on October 6, 2014 at 11:58 am / in Sports and Bets

You’ll Get Goosebumps Listening To Markakis Talking About The O’s Family After Series Sweep

You have to be happy for so many people on the Orioles after winning their first postseason series in this generation. It starts from people like Showalter and Markakis, who have […]

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by / on October 6, 2014 at 11:14 am / in Sports and Bets

How Did This Old Bag Of Bones Make Her Way Into The Giants’ Dugout Mid-Game?

This cop clearly is befuddled at how on God’s green earth this elderly woman wandered into the Giants’ dugout in Wednesday’s Wild Card game with the Pirates. I have only one theory. Pretty […]

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by / on October 4, 2014 at 12:56 am / in Sports and Bets

Ain’t It Sweet Baby! O’s Go Up 2-0 In Divisional Series Off The Bat Of Delmon Young

I am literally too jacked up to even write in complete sentences right now. This O’s game was just too sweet for words. Something about the 8th inning so far […]

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by / on October 3, 2014 at 4:06 pm / in Sports and Bets

Father Changes Daughter’s Dirty Diaper On Dining Table In Chipotle In Front Of All The Customers

Who doesn’t love a good burrito, or even just some chips and guac? And who doesn’t want to eat these wonderful treats on top of a table where a baby’s […]

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by / on October 3, 2014 at 1:57 pm / in Sports and Bets

You’ll Definitely Be Creeped Out By This New Sex Toy Known As “The Handie”

There’s just something about this latest male sex toy that isn’t exactly floating my boat. The “all-in-one finishing tool” seems like it would leave a lot to be desired. “Soft, […]

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by / on October 3, 2014 at 4:11 am / in Humor

Madison Bumgarner Chugs Beers Like A Total Pro After Shutout

It’s pretty safe to say Madison Bumgarner had a pitching performance for the ages in the Giants’ Wild Card win over the Pittsburgh Pirates. 4 Hits allowed in a complete […]

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by / on October 2, 2014 at 1:16 am / in Sports and Bets

Another Classic Case Of Floyd Mayweather Being A Total F*ck.

What. An. Ass. There literally could not be a bigger fuck in the world than Floyd Mayweather. Just go away already. You have no hair to be cut.

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by / on October 1, 2014 at 7:48 pm / in Sports and Bets

Watch This Great White On Great White Shark Attack

If there’s one thing I know about life, its that sharks are pretty effing sweet. Great Whites are the bees knees of shark breeds, and seeing one attack another is […]

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by / on October 1, 2014 at 1:13 pm / in Outdoors

Cops Mistake SpaghettiOs For Meth, And An Innocent Woman Spends A Month In Jail Because Of It

A Georgia woman was arrested and held in prison for a full month because the police thought she had meth on her. There was a suspicious substance was on a […]

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by / on October 1, 2014 at 12:42 pm / in News

Coonhound Decides He Prefers Playing With Raccoon Over Killing It

This dog is pretty awesome, and he looks pretty happy playing with a raccoon. The situation at hand though,, is that the dog is of the Coonhound breed, which is […]

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by / on October 1, 2014 at 4:02 am / in Humor