Articles by: Zach

12-Foot Tiger Shark Spotted In The Bay In Ocean City

If you’re looking for a real thrill this summer look no further than the Isle of Wight Bay in Ocean City, Maryland, where you can swim with the tiger sharks. […]

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by / on August 6, 2014 at 8:49 pm / in News, Outdoors

Top 15 Biggest Douche Bags In Sports (Because 10 Doesn’t Cover Them All)

We all get annoyed by certain athletes in the sports world acting like the fans are privileged to watch them perform. I tried to compose a list of the top […]

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by / on August 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm / in Sports and Bets

Looks Like Wizards’ Center Marcin Gortat Has A Thing For HD Porn

The Wizards’ center just signed a hefty deal this NBA off season, and it looks like he can afford the best porn packages, and is willing to spend his dollars […]

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by / on August 5, 2014 at 1:17 pm / in Sports and Bets

It’s Almost Time For Us To Go Ape Shit Over Maryland’s Tax-Free Week

Well, it’s that time of year again. Starting Sunday August 10, 2014, the state of Maryland goes all Delaware all over our asses, and lifts the 6% sales tax on […]

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by / on August 5, 2014 at 12:17 am / in News

Four Teenagers Robbed Baltimore Man In Patterson Park Using Medieval Ball And Chain

The Knights of the Round Table have struck again, this time in Patterson Park in Baltimore. A 41-year-old man claimed that four teenagers tried to attack him during a cell […]

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by / on August 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm / in News

Ravens’ Steve Smith Gets Into Another Fist Fight During Practice. Is This A Good Thing?

This is not only a good thing, but a great thing, in my opinion. Today during practice, Ravens’ wide receiver Steve Smith and corner back Chykie Brown got into a […]

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by / on August 3, 2014 at 5:20 pm / in Sports and Bets

There Is A Real Life Krusty Krab Opening In West Bank, And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I don’t think I’ve ever been more sure in my life about something as I am about the inevitable success of this restaurant. In the West Bank city of Ramallah, […]

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by / on August 3, 2014 at 11:57 am / in News, Pubs and Grub

Full Paul George Injury Clip, With Slow-Mo; Get Well Soon

Paul George, we wish you a speedy recovery here at Charm City Wire

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by / on August 2, 2014 at 12:39 am / in Sports and Bets

I Swear You Will Not Regret Watching Auntie Fee’s Cooking Show

Auntie Fee is about to go viral, and for good reason. This woman needs her own cooking show. She’d fit in just fine on the Food Network in between re-runs […]

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by / on August 1, 2014 at 9:38 am / in Humor

This Ultimate Bro Is A Legend: Flexes Biceps At Cop When Accused Of Carrying A Gun

This story just makes me laugh, and I’m not sure exactly why. On Monday, in Northampton, MA, police responded to a report saying a man may be carrying a gun, […]

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by / on July 31, 2014 at 5:15 pm / in Humor

Woman Calls Cops Because She Thought She Was Dealt A Bad Batch Of Meth

It’s 2014, what does someone need to do to get a good batch of meth anymore? Understandably, when Lynette Rae Sampson, an Oklahoma woman, suspected she got a laced batch […]

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by / on July 30, 2014 at 4:33 pm / in Humor, News

Woman Allegedly Deserts Kids In Car To Give Out Oral Fun In Wal-Mart Parking Lot

A Louisiana woman named Princess Marks (no joke, that’s her name) was arrested over the weekend in Lake Charles at the local Wal-Mart. The reason?-Leaving her two kids in the […]

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by / on July 30, 2014 at 1:14 am / in Humor

This Video Of A Drunk Girl Eating Potato Chips Off NYC Train Floor Will Make You Want To Party With Her

Those chips sure do look good, no doubt about it, especially after a late night of drinking. Sometimes, if you spill your chips, you just gotta bite the bullet and […]

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by / on July 29, 2014 at 5:15 pm / in Humor

Instagram: John Stamos Falls In Love With Steamed Crabs In Ocean City, MD Over The Weekend

Who doesn’t like steamed crabs? John Stamos sure as shit does after this weekend. The actor who once played Uncle Jesse on Full House was in Ocean City, Maryland this […]

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by / on July 29, 2014 at 11:00 am / in Entertainment

Steelers’ Defensive Lineman Being Sued By Ex For Allegedly Giving Her Genital Herpes

Newly signed Pittsburgh Steelers’ defensive lineman Cam Thomas is being sued by a woman named Adrienne, who claims Thomas gave her Genital Herpes. The lineman started 10 games for the […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 11:25 pm / in Sports and Bets

Rays’ Chris Archer Has Big Problem With David Ortiz And So Do I

David Ortiz is a straight up piece of shit. I hate him like no one else in professional sports. During yesterday’s Red Sox-Rays game, Ortiz hit a home run that […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 1:12 pm / in Sports and Bets