Articles by: Zach

Let’s Take A Closer Look At New Raven’s Safety Will Hill, Who Is Finally Eligible To Play This Week

Will Hill was signed by the Ravens this offseason, and is a very good NFL safety. He was suspended the first six games of the season, and is finally eligible […]

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by / on October 18, 2014 at 12:33 am / in News

U.S. Artist Sculpted A ‘Tree’ Now Located In Central Paris; Looks Exactly Like A Giant Butt Plug

Artist Paul McCarthy is a complete liar when he says that he sculpted a tree. What he actually sculpted was an 80-foot tall butt plug, and for some reason unbeknownst […]

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by / on October 17, 2014 at 11:54 pm / in Humor

Watch As This Awesome Dog Wreaks Havoc On This Live News Set

This video makes a grown man feel feelings. Way too much cuteness . I need this dog.

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by / on October 17, 2014 at 6:07 pm / in Humor, News

Creep Arrested For Masturbating In The McDonald’s Drive Thru TWICE

Cory Peterson, of Michigan, is 45-years-old, and just got sentenced to two years probation for allegedly going through his local McDonald’s Drive Thru and jerking off. He paid for his meal, and as […]

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by / on October 17, 2014 at 2:37 pm / in Humor, News

Man Wakes Up From Colonoscopy Wearing Random Pair Of Pink Women’s Panties

Ok, so 32-year-old Andrew Walls’ day at the doctor is as follows: Shit your pants for the last 24 hours preparing for this colonoscopy, walk into the doctor’s office, go […]

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by / on October 17, 2014 at 2:12 am / in Humor

Adam Jones Sums Up The Orioles’ Season As Pretty “F***ing Awesome”

I don’t want to hear right now about how a good of a season we had. I’m still too bitter from the series sweep. But, obviously, it was a fantastic […]

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by / on October 16, 2014 at 3:53 am / in Sports and Bets

Big Plans For Creation Of “Absolutely Stunning” New Building In Baltimore Skyline

H&S Properties Development Corp. and Bozzuto Group are partnering up to build a 280-foot tall building in Harbor East, that would really make a change in the Baltimore skyline. But […]

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by / on October 15, 2014 at 8:29 pm / in Featured, News

You Won’t Believe How Incredible This Kid Is At Magic Tricks

Everyone knows magicians are creepy. On the big spectrum of creepy, magicians are somewhere between balloon animal guys and mimes. But not this kid. He’s incredible at coin tricks, and […]

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by / on October 15, 2014 at 5:44 pm / in Entertainment

Study Shows Where Baltimore Ranks Among U.S. Cities With The Most Rats

According to NBC Chicago, these are the cities with the highest population of rats in this country.Yes, Baltimore made the top 10. Not too surprising, but its nice to see […]

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by / on October 15, 2014 at 12:36 pm / in News, Sports and Bets

News Anchor Farts On Live TV And Everyone On Set Loses It

Two seconds into this clip, Richard Arnold rips ass during a live interview on Good Morning Britain, and Susanna Reid loses it. It’s funny whenever someone farts, especially in a formal […]

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by / on October 14, 2014 at 8:13 pm / in Humor

Ball State Football Player Allegedly Rubs His Poop On Dollar Bills Used To Tip Waitress

Six Ball State players were eating at a restaurant, and allegedly causing problems, when one of them, an unidentified 17-year-old player, was said to have left to go to the […]

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by / on October 14, 2014 at 2:45 pm / in Sports and Bets

If You Love Buck Showalter, You’ll Love This Tribute To Him From Players And Fans

I’ve never met Buck, but he’s a second father to me. In the least creepy way possible…Or most creepy. I don’t know. via MLB.com

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by / on October 14, 2014 at 12:05 pm / in Sports and Bets

Reading Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda As Beautiful Poetry Is Hysterically Trashy

Whoever came up with this is a genius. Beautiful lyrics. Just beautiful. I’m pretty sure she stole these lyrics right from the mouth of Shel Silverstein.

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by / on October 14, 2014 at 4:14 am / in Sports and Bets

I Can’t Stop Watching This Fat Man Dancing Like There’s No Tomorrow At An NHL Game

This guy has one job in life, and that’s to entertain those of us who were never blessed enough to be this entertaining. He really takes the role of the […]

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by / on October 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm / in Sports and Bets

Total Nerd Tells Hot News Reporter He’d Like To See His Meat In Her Mouth

What I’m most embarrassed for this guy about is the fact that he tucks his polo into his jeans. The belt’s not helping your cause either bud. But the reporter took […]

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by / on October 13, 2014 at 12:57 pm / in Humor, News

This Big Ass Man Flips Shit On Police, Takes Off Shirt, And Gets The Taser

I don’t know what the shit this guy was on, but it seemed pretty intense. I would have taken my shirt off too if I had his chiseled physique. He fell […]

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by / on October 13, 2014 at 12:11 pm / in News