Articles by: Zach

Remember When Kim Kardashian Tried To Convince Us She Didn’t Want Us To See Her Naked?

This was before she was married, and before she was a mom. Pretty funny that she tried to convince everyone that she doesn’t want to be known for being naked. […]

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by / on November 13, 2014 at 12:15 pm / in Entertainment

Guys Kicked Out Of Restaurant For Being Gay, So They Advertised Restaurant As ‘Homosexual Hot Spot’

Big Earl’s Bait House and Country Store in Texas recently kicked a gay couple out of their restaurant for being gay. They showed the couple the house rules, which read […]

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by / on November 13, 2014 at 3:51 am / in News

This Guy Tries To Steal A Chainsaw By Shoving It In His Pants

A small part of me just wanted this thing to somehow just turn on. Only a small part of me though, because I respect another man’s right to still have […]

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by / on November 12, 2014 at 2:45 pm / in Humor

ESPN Steals A Segment From Tosh.0, And Tosh Absolutely Shits On The Whole Network

I legitimately think Daniel Tosh is the funniest person on the face of this earth. No bullshit, I genuinely believe there has never been anyone funnier. And, I mean, really […]

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by / on November 12, 2014 at 1:36 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

There’s A Ratchet Strip Club Opening Up In Oregon Featuring Only Pregnant Dancers

Big news, guys, there is a strip club opening up in Oregon that will feature only pregnant dancers. As in, you cannot work there, unless you are noticeably pregnant. The […]

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by / on November 12, 2014 at 4:04 am / in Humor, News

NBA Analyst Took To Twitter To Ask A Girl If She Faked The Orgasm He Gave Her Via Sext

NBA reporter Chris Palmer sent out an interesting tweet last night at 4:34 am.         I love everything about this tweet. So honest, yet so bold. He obviously […]

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by / on November 11, 2014 at 5:24 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

70 Years After His Death, Maryland WWII Vet Will Finally Be Buried Today

Technical Sgt. Hugh Francis Moore of Elkton, MD died at age 36 while serving in World War II. His plane was shot down over Papua New Guinea in the Pacific Theater […]

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by / on November 11, 2014 at 1:16 pm / in News

World’s Biggest Moron Tries To Beat A Car Across The Street And Gets Lit Up

The first thought I had is this guy’s definitely dead. The second thought I had was that he’s the biggest dumb ass I’ve seen in a while. The third thought […]

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by / on November 11, 2014 at 12:34 pm / in News

Kyrie Irving And Kevin Love Have An Interesting Post Game Handshake Including Smoking A Joint

Way to go boys, tell the world how much you love smoking weed by incorporating it in your post game handshake. Had they pulled a stunt like this in the NFL, […]

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by / on November 11, 2014 at 12:17 pm / in Sports and Bets

Joe’s Crab Shack Served Children Cocktails And I Think They Might Have Gotten Wasted

Joe’s Crab Shack in Colorado Springs casually fixed up a couple of cocktails and served them to six children ages 2-8. The children had apparently ordered a blue soft drink […]

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by / on November 11, 2014 at 11:59 am / in News

The New Taylor Swift Video Is Pretty Hot If You’re Into Getting Your Dick Cut Off

Everyone in the world has been dying for Taylor Swift to get a little racier. I guess this is what we’ve been looking for. Straight up looks like she wants […]

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by / on November 10, 2014 at 3:08 pm / in Entertainment

Worst Dominos Employee Ever Drops HARD F-Bombs On Customer

Wow, what an absolute prick. I’m so glad this video went viral and this dick head will be held accountable. And she had the last laugh after rubbing it in his […]

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by / on November 10, 2014 at 12:05 pm / in Humor, News

Ratchet Walmart Employee Caught Applying Deodorant And Returning It To Shelves

18-year-old Chandler Roberts clearly has a very bright future ahead of him. The star Walmart employee was caught on camera in a South Carolina store taking Old Spice deodorant off […]

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by / on November 10, 2014 at 9:11 am / in Humor, News

Thrifty Spender Offers Three Dollars And Fried Chicken For Sex To Undercover Cop

  Three singles and some Popeye’s chicken for sex? Sounds like a fair trade to me. Steven Torres offered this enticing deal to a Florida undercover cop, before being arrested […]

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by / on November 10, 2014 at 1:57 am / in Humor, News

You Gotta Love This Old Timer Who Picked And Stole Several Thousand Tangerines, Multiple Times

Florida resident Herman Southall is 81-years-old, and he made the rational decision to just go around and casually steal 11 truck loads of citrus fruit to sell for a profit. This man picked […]

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by / on November 9, 2014 at 10:51 pm / in Humor, News

Guy Finds His Roommate Dancing And Cleaning In His Underwear After Party

This video has been making its way swiftly around the inter webs this weekend, and that’s because it’s just straight up funny. If you haven’t seen this yet, you’re in […]

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by / on November 9, 2014 at 10:12 pm / in Humor