Articles by: Zach

60-year-old White Trash Maryland Man Drives Into Pole, Then Runs Away Bloody And Shirtless

I mean, this guy has to be just the trashiest of all white trash. A man in his sixties pulled off quite an impressive stunt on Thursday afternoon in Jarrettsville, […]

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by / on August 22, 2014 at 4:08 am / in Humor, News

50 Cent Flips His Shit While Challenging Floyd Mayweather To Read Harry Potter

I don’t quite know the motive behind this video, and I’m quite positive 50 Cent did not get the point of the ice bucket challenge, seeing as he not only […]

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by / on August 21, 2014 at 1:58 pm / in Entertainment

Drunken Maryland State Trooper Allegedly Pulled Down Pants And Hung Dong In Front Of An Entire Restaurant

This past Saturday night, August 16th, the Jarrettsville Pit barbeque restaurant in Harford County, Maryland was pretty much the place to be. The Harford County Police Sheriffs were called to […]

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by / on August 20, 2014 at 5:29 pm / in Humor, News

Here’s Some Pretty Sweet O’s Stats That Will Make You A Believer

MASN’s Roch Kubatko is simply really good at his job, and this afternoon he hit us with some pretty astounding Orioles stats via his Twitter account. -The Orioles are currently […]

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by / on August 20, 2014 at 2:00 pm / in Sports and Bets

Small-Time Thief Becomes Legend When He Dresses Up As WaWa Employee And Steals Cigarette Cartons

A New Jersey man is being looked for after he committed what can only be described as the greatest theft in the history of thefts. He was caught on the […]

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by / on August 20, 2014 at 1:23 pm / in News

I Can’t Get Enough Of Johnny Manziel, And You Shouldn’t Be Able To Either

Whether you love or hate Johnny Manziel, there’s no doubt you can’t stop watching him. This is partially because he’s one of the most polarizing figures in sports, but mainly […]

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by / on August 19, 2014 at 4:45 pm / in Sports and Bets

Male Nurse Faces Jail Time For Keeping Dicks In Jars Of Formaldehyde At His House

An unnamed male nurse working at a hospital in Croatia has a thing for amputated dicks. Specifically, dicks that he cut off of dead bodies, that he then took home […]

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by / on August 19, 2014 at 12:19 pm / in News

The Five Most Maryland Craft Beers That Every Marylander Needs To Try

I decided that two of the best things in this world are beer and the state of Maryland. A couple local breweries also seem to share the same opinion as […]

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by / on August 18, 2014 at 8:39 pm / in Pubs and Grub

You’d Be A Damn Fool To Miss This Video Of A Girl And Her GoPro At The Gym

This is about the best thing that’s ever been done. Watch all the way through, it’s worth it. Just an overall impressive work out. She managed to hit every single […]

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by / on August 18, 2014 at 11:25 am / in Entertainment

Senior Citizen Crashed Car Into His Own Pool Because He’s Old As Shit

Personally I plan on having someone murder me before I get to be old enough to where I’m driving my car into my pool. Why? Because being old sounds just […]

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by / on August 18, 2014 at 1:46 am / in News

Magician Asks Cop To Buy His Weed. What Happens Next Is Awesome

A lot of prank videos that are going viral lately are totally fake, and you can usually tell which ones are. But no doubt this video is real. Not only […]

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by / on August 16, 2014 at 2:46 pm / in Humor

Brilliant Chen Not Enough; O’s Lose 2-1 in 11, After Matusz Surrenders Walk-Off Homer

Well, you can’t win ’em all. This loss felt rough though, and leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth. Coming in to this game, the Orioles were red […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 11:21 pm / in Sports and Bets

Brittney Griner Proposes To Fellow WNBA Star Glory Johnson. Bigger Story Than Michael Sam?

In the same year Michael Sam came out of the closet as a homosexual prior to being drafted by the St. Louis Rams in the seventh round of the NFL […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 8:43 pm / in Sports and Bets

Steve Smith Loves To ‘Play Like A Raven.’ Calls It The ‘Bully Way.’

God, I freaking love Steve Smith. All reports say he’s totally bought into the winning system we have here in Baltimore. The “bully” way. “When I look in the defensive […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 12:31 pm / in Sports and Bets

Somebody Please Pay This Guy’s $5 Bail For Stealing Cookies

A man named Lucky Crowder is stuck in jail in Albuquerque, New Mexico for the crime of stealing cookies. His bail is set at 5 American dollars, but no one […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 11:07 am / in News

Update: I-895 Closed Today After Tractor Trailor Overturned, Blocking All Northbound Lanes

Today at 2:30 pm, a tractor Trailor crashed, and lies on its side, on I-895. The big rig covers all lanes on 895 North, just past the Harbor Tunnel. As […]

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by / on August 14, 2014 at 4:01 pm / in News