Articles by: Zach

A Mom And Two Teens Accused Of Drawing 100-Yard Penis In High School Football Field

This mom is not a good parent, she’s a great parent. A 50-year-old woman and two teens are suspected of using weed killer to draw a huge-ass dick in the […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 5:44 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Mike Tyson A Hero At Motorcycle Accident?

Ryan Chesley was riding his motorcycle on his way to Las Vegas, when a taxi on the highway reportedly cut him off, and Chesley flew off of his bike. But […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 1:26 pm / in News

German Shepherd Is PISSED When Owners Tell Her It’s Time To Stop Swimming

Cry about it pooch, I understand. Swimming in the river offers all sorts of pleasures a human will never know, and when they tell you it’s time to go home, […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 1:04 pm / in Humor

Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Is Denied A High-Five By Mark Wahlberg

I wouldn’t give that dick-fuck Robert Kraft a high-five either. I don’t blame you, Mark. But you shouldn’t have even been clapping for the Patriots, and that’s where you lost […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 12:24 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

News Anchor Drops F-Bomb While Quitting On Live TV In Most Epic Way Possible

This woman is fearless. Who hasn’t stayed up late at night trying to think of the best way to quit your job and stick it to the man? She accomplished […]

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by / on September 22, 2014 at 12:01 pm / in Humor, News

Kyle Juszczyk Is Awesome For Mocking LeBron And All Of Cleveland With Powder Toss

This was just awesome.

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by / on September 21, 2014 at 7:54 pm / in Sports and Bets

Fat-Ass Ortiz Homers In Extras; Orioles Blow It, Lose 5-3

The Orioles have already clinched the AL East, but thisĀ final stretch of gamesĀ is not meaningless, as the O’s still have a chance to catch the Angels for home field advantage […]

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by / on September 20, 2014 at 12:37 am / in Sports and Bets

Married Couple Had Threesome With Hobo; Ground Beef Was Thrown

A lovely married couple, Martin and Daniela Miller, of Bay City, Michigan, stumbled upon a homeless man and did what every normal couple would do. They invited him in to […]

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by / on September 19, 2014 at 1:50 pm / in Humor

Jennifer Lopez And Iggy Azalea Bounce Their Asses In New Music Video

Pretty solid effort ladies. Not quite sure I’ve ever heard a worse song in my life, but just put that bad boy on mute and watch these two grind their […]

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by / on September 19, 2014 at 11:26 am / in Entertainment

First Person In Australia To Get New IPhone 6 Drops It On Concrete On Live TV

Wow, he must have felt like a total ass. But what else would you expect when you saw those shaky hands going all Michael J. Fox on us?

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by / on September 19, 2014 at 11:09 am / in Humor, News

This Child-Porn-Loving Perv Kept 50 Dead Cats In His Freezer

Douglas Westcott is a total creep. As in, he is the definition of creepy. As in, he literally could not be creepier if he tried. The only thing that remains […]

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by / on September 19, 2014 at 1:22 am / in Humor, News

Handicapped Kid Sends Diss Letter To Kanye, And It’s Awesome

Here’s the letter, written from someone who uses a wheelchair, as a reaction to Kanye West’s rant about people who are handicapped not standing. It’s basically everything everyone in the […]

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by / on September 18, 2014 at 1:16 am / in Sports and Bets

Roethlisberger Says Upshaw’s Hit On Him Was Most Painful Since Bart Scott In ’06

There’s no chance you missed the awesome hit Courtney Upshaw had on Ben Roethlisberger this past Thursday night in the latest rendition of the Steelers-Ravens rivalry game. A game in […]

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by / on September 18, 2014 at 12:58 am / in Sports and Bets

Orioles Thank Fans In “We Won’t Stop” Video

Quite frankly, this video is the absolute business. Sure it falls a tad short of 2012’s “Glad You Came”, but seeing as that was the best video ever made in […]

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by / on September 18, 2014 at 12:27 am / in Sports and Bets

Baltimore Police Commissioner Wants Body Cameras On All City Cops After Recent Punching Video

Baltimore Police Commissioner Anthony Batts obviously has seen the recent video of a Baltimore Police officer repeatedly punching a citizen. The video shows a city police officer throwing around ten […]

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by / on September 17, 2014 at 5:18 pm / in News

Florida Sex Offender Allegedly Gets Caught Masturbating In Yoga Class

Joseph Jordan is a registered sex offender in the good state of Florida, and on Sunday, he decided to take a yoga class at Power Yoga studio. Nothing out of […]

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by / on September 17, 2014 at 2:09 pm / in Humor, News