Articles by: Zach

JR Smith- “(My Green Light’s) Very Green. But Not As Green As That’s Green I’m Gonna Hit Tomorrow

    The Cavs are back to their old playoff ways, and JR Smith is still out here living his best life. “How green is your light, J.R.?” “Very green […]

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by / on May 8, 2018 at 2:53 am / in Sports and Bets

Watch Ken Giles Punch Himself In The Face Out Of Frustration

After giving up three runs to the Yankees, Ken Giles felt like his face deserved a good ass kicking, like any reasonable human being would. Uh, did Ken Giles just […]

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by / on May 2, 2018 at 10:26 am / in Sports and Bets

“You Gonna Get A Super Bowl Out Of Me, Believe That”

Lamar Jackson: "The Ravens gonna get a Super Bowl out of me, believe that" [@gifdsports]pic.twitter.com/zl1PDALbT8 — Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) April 27, 2018 I’ve been a big advocate against picking Lamar […]

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by / on April 27, 2018 at 11:30 am / in Sports and Bets

Uh Oh, Video Of Sam Darnold Surfaces The Day Before The Draft That Will KILL His Stock

thots on how this affects Darnold’s draft stock? @JackMacCFB pic.twitter.com/F0hw0RiAgS — Quigs (@BigSeanQ) April 25, 2018   Woof. Can’t be dabbing like that, especially three years after it’s relevant. If […]

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by / on April 25, 2018 at 3:26 pm / in Sports and Bets

Tennis Ball Boy Eats It Face First Into The Wall

"How's your 2018 going so far?" Me: pic.twitter.com/WY99bzctvi — Tennis TV (@TennisTV) April 24, 2018

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by / on April 25, 2018 at 2:44 pm / in Sports and Bets

Kevin Huerter To Declare For NBA Draft Without Hiring Agent

Maryland's Kevin Huerter will declare for the 2018 NBA Draft, but won't hire an agent, per release. — Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) April 20, 2018 I don’t expect to see Kevin […]

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by / on April 20, 2018 at 1:25 pm / in Sports and Bets

Jose Bautista Officially Has A New Team

    Free agent Jose Bautista, who only two off seasons ago said he wanted more than a 5 year, $150 million contract, has signed a minor league deal with […]

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by / on April 18, 2018 at 2:23 pm / in Sports and Bets

Two Workers Called To Repair Phone Service, Walk In On Giant Swingers’ Orgy

    The Sun UK– “TWO Virgin phone repair men arrived at a club — and found themselves in the middle of an orgy. They discovered women in lingerie peeling […]

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by / on April 16, 2018 at 3:51 pm / in Sports and Bets

Brock Holt Says He Didn’t Get Involved In Brawl With Yankees Because They Have Big Guys

    So unless you haven’t turned in a tv in the last 24 hours, you’ve seen the most recent Red Sox/Yankees brawl, which was started when Yankees’ Tyler Austin […]

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by / on April 12, 2018 at 3:59 pm / in Sports and Bets

Sister Jean Threw Out The First Pitch At The Cubs Game And Phew, What A Heater

Sister Jean fires the first pitch at Wrigley Field on Tuesday. Nice! pic.twitter.com/iqsego713u — CBS Chicago (@cbschicago) April 10, 2018 Adorable.

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by / on April 10, 2018 at 3:44 pm / in Sports and Bets

Passed Out Drunk Yankees Fan Gets Passed Out Drunk Treatment From Fellow Fans

PSA: Don’t ever pass out drunk at a Yankees game. pic.twitter.com/K1Tno1LqzA — Justin Diamond (@justinddiamond) April 8, 2018

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by / on April 9, 2018 at 12:27 pm / in Sports and Bets

Bruno Fernando Declares For NBA Draft; Not Hiring Agent

Bruno Fernando declares for the draft without an agent. Would imagine he will get a combine invite. Some interest there from NBA folks. — Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) April 6, 2018 […]

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by / on April 6, 2018 at 5:11 pm / in Sports and Bets

Ravens To Sign RGIII

We have agreed to a one-year deal with QB Robert Griffin. — Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) April 4, 2018 Well I sure didn’t expect to see this today, that the Ravens […]

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by / on April 4, 2018 at 12:52 pm / in Sports and Bets

Are Yankees Fans The Biggest Idiots Alive?

More boos for Giancarlo Stanton. This time Michael Kay addresses the Yankees fans booing. pic.twitter.com/8ivtGl327A — Aldo Soto (@AldoSoto21) April 3, 2018 It’s less than a week into the season, […]

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by / on April 4, 2018 at 2:07 am / in Sports and Bets

O’s Sticking With Chris Davis Batting Leadoff

    The O’s lineup for tonight’s Astros game is out and once again the first thing that catches your eye is that Chris Davis is batting leadoff for the […]

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by / on April 2, 2018 at 5:30 pm / in Sports and Bets

Orioles Sign OF Michael Saunders

#orioles sign Michael Saunders to minor league deal. Headed to AAA Norfolk — Roch Kubatko (@masnRoch) April 2, 2018 In 23 career games at Oriole Park, Saunders has hit .310/.379/.750 […]

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by / on April 2, 2018 at 2:32 pm / in Sports and Bets