Articles by: Zach

Suggs Wants “Cool Joe” Flacco To Cuss Him And Rest Of Team Out

Ravens training camp has officially begun, and our always vocal defensive leader had a suggestion on how to improve our quarterback’s game. “Joe is just ‘Cool Joe,’ Most of the […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 8:50 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

AJ Pierzynski Writes Diss Letter To Former Red Sox Teammates, Just To Shit On Them.

I’ve heard interviews of AJ Pierzynski before, and he always seemed like a likeable guy with a bad attitude. A good kind of bad, that is. Like if someone had […]

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by / on July 23, 2014 at 7:36 pm / in Sports and Bets

Man Shot By Woman Because His Sperm Load Was Too Small For Her Liking

Now I’m no one to judge a woman for the reason she shoots her lover in the chest, but to me, this bitch was a tad out of line. Sadie […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 4:03 am / in News

You Won’t Believe Floyd Mayweather’s Latest Claim. Unless You Know Floyd Mayweather

In case you hadn’t heard, Floyd Mayweather is a total douche bag. Earlier this year in Las Vegas, rapper T.I. tried to physically attack Floyd at a Fatburger. Can’t say […]

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by / on July 20, 2014 at 2:00 pm / in Sports and Bets

This Grandmother Vine Is The Right Kind Of Sexy

Big surprise this vine came from a home who has an above ground pool and furniture in the backyard. Mmm Mmm Mmm. This granny knows how to get down, and […]

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by / on July 19, 2014 at 1:49 pm / in Humor

Video: NHL Star Tyler Seguin Uses His Penis As Golf Tee

Dallas Stars player Tyler Seguin makes us all cringe as he lets a man hit a golf ball off of his genitalia. Solid move, my dude. “Ooh, it tickles.” This […]

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by / on July 19, 2014 at 11:23 am / in Sports and Bets

These Four King Cobras Protecting This Sleeping Baby Defies Nature

Great parenting here. They didn’t even need to shell out any money to pay a babysitter. Sure any of these deadly snakes could turn on the baby in a split […]

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by / on July 19, 2014 at 12:52 am / in News

12-Year-Old Bad-Ass Steals School Bus, Gets Charged, Then Does It Again

Florida twelve-year-old, Michael Propst is a straight-up baller. This criminal mastermind stole a school bus back in June, and drove it 14 miles to his local Wal-Mart. Everyone who’s anyone […]

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by / on July 18, 2014 at 3:15 pm / in Humor, News

Vegas-Style MGM Casino Coming To Maryland? Panel Set To Vote Early Next Week

No matter how many casinos pop up around the country, there’s nothing like Las Vegas. A Maryland panel will vote next week to decide if one of Vegas’ best known […]

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by / on July 18, 2014 at 12:46 am / in Featured, News

Man with 7 cm Penis Is Shelling Out 50k For Second Enlargement Surgery

Some brave soul in Australia has come out micro. That is, he has a “micro-penis.” This poor, poor bastard was cursed with a schlong that barely reaches 7 centimeters, fully erect. […]

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by / on July 17, 2014 at 2:54 pm / in Humor, News

Nothing Unusual Here. Just A Bunch Of Naked Dudes Doing Crossfit Together

I’ve always known there was something strange about these Crossfit gyms. More of a cult, really. In Denmark, Spartan Mentality Crossfit gym decided to offer naked sessions, in which their […]

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by / on July 16, 2014 at 6:56 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

“Like, WTF.” Funniest Madden Glitch I’ve Ever Seen

This player’s reaction said it best. “Like, what the fuck.” Everyone who has played Madden knows about glitches, or mess ups in the game, and usually they’re annoying. But this […]

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by / on July 16, 2014 at 4:13 am / in Humor

Maryland Court Bans Grain Alcohol For Leading To College Rape. Are You Shitting Me?

The Maryland Court has put a ban on grain alcoholic beverages in Maryland, including the most popular one, Everclear, stating that they contribute to college students being sexually assaulted. Wait, […]

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by / on July 15, 2014 at 4:56 pm / in News

This Hilarious Surfer Fight Is Definitely A Funny Watch

Do all Asians do karate? These two surfers just got done hanging ten and got into a little girl’s fight in the parking lot. A lot of embarrassing looking punches […]

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by / on July 14, 2014 at 10:05 pm / in Humor

Recent Selena Gomez Big Tit Pictures Have Me Making Disney Channel Hottest 10 List

Pictures have been swarming the world wide web this past week of Selena Gomez’s big tits looking awfully perky in a black shirt, spurring accusations of a boob job. I […]

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by / on July 14, 2014 at 5:36 pm / in Entertainment

Fat Kids Rejoice, Maryland Getting Our First Steak ‘N Shake

Blood Pressure throughout the state of Maryland rises as we anticipate the opening of our first Steak ‘N Shake. Anyone who has ever been to one of these fine eateries […]

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by / on July 12, 2014 at 1:12 am / in Featured, Pubs and Grub