Articles by: Zach

Man with 7 cm Penis Is Shelling Out 50k For Second Enlargement Surgery

Some brave soul in Australia has come out micro. That is, he has a “micro-penis.” This poor, poor bastard was cursed with a schlong that barely reaches 7 centimeters, fully erect. […]

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by / on July 17, 2014 at 2:54 pm / in Humor, News

Nothing Unusual Here. Just A Bunch Of Naked Dudes Doing Crossfit Together

I’ve always known there was something strange about these Crossfit gyms. More of a cult, really. In Denmark, Spartan Mentality Crossfit gym decided to offer naked sessions, in which their […]

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by / on July 16, 2014 at 6:56 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

“Like, WTF.” Funniest Madden Glitch I’ve Ever Seen

This player’s reaction said it best. “Like, what the fuck.” Everyone who has played Madden knows about glitches, or mess ups in the game, and usually they’re annoying. But this […]

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by / on July 16, 2014 at 4:13 am / in Humor

Maryland Court Bans Grain Alcohol For Leading To College Rape. Are You Shitting Me?

The Maryland Court has put a ban on grain alcoholic beverages in Maryland, including the most popular one, Everclear, stating that they contribute to college students being sexually assaulted. Wait, […]

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by / on July 15, 2014 at 4:56 pm / in News

This Hilarious Surfer Fight Is Definitely A Funny Watch

Do all Asians do karate? These two surfers just got done hanging ten and got into a little girl’s fight in the parking lot. A lot of embarrassing looking punches […]

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by / on July 14, 2014 at 10:05 pm / in Humor

Recent Selena Gomez Big Tit Pictures Have Me Making Disney Channel Hottest 10 List

Pictures have been swarming the world wide web this past week of Selena Gomez’s big tits looking awfully perky in a black shirt, spurring accusations of a boob job. I […]

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by / on July 14, 2014 at 5:36 pm / in Entertainment

Fat Kids Rejoice, Maryland Getting Our First Steak ‘N Shake

Blood Pressure throughout the state of Maryland rises as we anticipate the opening of our first Steak ‘N Shake. Anyone who has ever been to one of these fine eateries […]

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by / on July 12, 2014 at 1:12 am / in Featured, Pubs and Grub

This Beautiful Couple Had Passionate Public Sex On Sidewalk In Downtown OKC

Who wouldn’t want to see this couple bang it out on the sidewalks in Oklahoma City? Dream come true for me. This couple is about as hot as Brad and […]

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by / on July 11, 2014 at 6:25 pm / in News

LeBron Goes Home, Leaving Heat Die Hard Fans Wondering Who To Root For

It looks like it’s time for all Miami Heat “fans” to jump to their next bandwagon. LeBron James just told that he will be rejoining the Cavaliers, and play […]

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by / on July 11, 2014 at 1:05 pm / in Sports and Bets

This Is What Happens When You’re Naked And High On Acid and Jesus

If you’re trying to spread the word of God, doing it while naked and breaking and entering into a family’s house might not the best method. A 20-year-old guy in […]

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by / on July 10, 2014 at 5:21 pm / in Humor

New York Strip Club Offers Melo Free Lap Dances, Other Incentives To Play For Knicks

As for now, speculation tells us that Baltimore native Carmelo Anthony is staying in New York to play for the Knicks, and for good reason. Scores strip club in New […]

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by / on July 10, 2014 at 1:46 pm / in Sports and Bets

Maryland Woman Takes Kids To Sonic, Finds Bag Of Weed In Fries

A woman in Frederick County, Maryland took her kids for an innocent trip to Sonic to get some chicken tenders, and found a little extra treat in with her kids’ […]

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by / on July 8, 2014 at 5:05 pm / in News

Woman Gets Hopped Up On Keystone Lights And Robs Store By Horseback

In a recent arrest in Dekalb County, Alabama, 45-year old southern belle Christine Saunders got drunk, robbed a family of their horse, then proceeded to ride said horse to the […]

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by / on July 8, 2014 at 8:30 am / in Humor, News

Bryce Harper Once Again Proves He’s A Pussy

 Trying to do his best Chris Davis impression, Bryce Harper tried to break his bat over his thigh following his second strikeout in a row during yesterday’s Nats and Cubs […]

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by / on July 7, 2014 at 4:01 pm / in News

Nurse Caught By Co-worker With Pants Around Ankles While Banging Dead Body

Man do I love freaks. Alejandro Lopez Razo worked as a nurse in California’s Sherman Oaks Hospital, but recently got sentenced to two years in a Los Angeles prison for […]

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by / on July 5, 2014 at 12:41 pm / in News

Joey Chestnut: A True American Hero

Joey Chestnut’s record-setting eighth straight Nathan’s hot dog eating contest victory puts him among American greats. After downing 61 dogs and buns at Coney Island, it’s safe to say he […]

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by / on July 4, 2014 at 5:28 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets