Articles by: Zach

So, CeeLo Green Might Be A Big Rapist

CeeLo Green recently got hit (lightly) with 3 years probation and 45 days of community service for allegedly druging a woman with ecstacy and taking her home for sex in […]

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by / on September 2, 2014 at 12:39 pm / in Entertainment

Michael Sam On WWE Raw In Baltimore?

Recently cut from the St. Louis Rams, former SEC Defensive POY has been invited to take his talents to Baltimore. Just not to play football. The 6’2″ defensive end has […]

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by / on September 2, 2014 at 10:17 am / in Sports and Bets

Prankster Ear-Bangs A News Reporter With A Big Sex Toy

This news reporter is the truest of professionals. Not many people could stand there without missing a beat and tell the country the latest news while they’re getting the shit […]

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by / on September 1, 2014 at 11:18 pm / in Humor

This Guy Locks Himself Out Of Hotel Room Ass Naked; Makes Epic Walk Of Shame

This is everyone’s worst nightmare. I’m not quite sure why he originally thought it would be a good idea to leave his room naked, but I guess he figured the […]

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by / on September 1, 2014 at 7:02 pm / in Humor

Man Dies In Prison After Eating Cellmate’s Drug Soaked Underwear

55 year-old Michael Jones has been charged with the murder of 33 year-old Corey McQueary, who died in prison after eating Jones’s underwear. His undies were soaked in a liquid […]

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by / on September 1, 2014 at 3:28 pm / in News

Three Meth Heads Think They’ve Been Taken Hostage; They’re Actually Just Hallucinating

Let’s begin by stating the obvious. No party is worth having without a little crystal meth. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I’d like to introduce you […]

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by / on August 31, 2014 at 2:49 pm / in Humor, News

This Ginger Got A Hoax “Ginger Discount Card,” And Stores Actually Accept It

I don’t know why, but I am so excited about this story. A man who started as an unfortunate red head, has turned himself into a money saving phenom. Richard […]

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by / on August 31, 2014 at 3:08 am / in Humor

The Air Sex World Championship Happened.

I don’t know what to think about these people. On one hand they’re probably total weirdos, but there’s a small part of me that thinks these air sex masters are […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 5:17 pm / in Humor

Watch These Two Swimmers Have A Close Encounter With Hammerhead Shark

Earlier this week in Florida, these two swimmers came pretty damn close to a hammerhead shark in the ocean. Luckily for them the shark was more interested in whatever it […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 2:50 pm / in News

Crush Davis Crushes Grand Slam; O’s Blow Out Twins 9-1

What a sight for sore eyes it was to see Chris Davis hit the ball out of the yard with the bases loaded. The Orioles began this series with a […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 3:41 am / in Sports and Bets

Josh Gordon Showed Up On Instagram In Bed With This Hooker

It’s safe to say things aren’t exactly falling in line for Brown’s wide receiver Josh Gordon lately. Suspended a full season cause he can’t stop smoking the ganja, and now […]

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by / on August 29, 2014 at 2:40 pm / in Sports and Bets

If Incest Is Wrong, These Siblings Don’t Want To Be Right

Christopher Buckner is actually the name of a 20 year-old girl, and she admitted to having sex with her brother, Tim Savoy, age 25 three times. The relations went down […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 7:11 pm / in Humor, News

Boston Marathon Bombing Victim Just Married The Nurse Who Took Care Of Him

“She hates when I say this, but I’m actually glad I got blown up… I got her.” Powerful stuff coming out of Boston, where 31 year-old 2013 Boston Marathon spectator […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm / in News

The Only Thing Worse Than A Creed Song Is A Vocal Cover Of A Creed Song

This is a level of talent even Simon Cowell can’t deny. And how suave does he look with those shades on? I’m pretty sure Creed didn’t even like Creed’s own […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 2:10 pm / in Entertainment

This Lingerie Football League Fight Is About The Best Thing You’ve Ever Seen

This riveting 7-on-7 playoff match up in the Lingerie Football League showcased the tits and ass of the Jacksonville Breeze and the Atlanta Steam, along with their thirst for their […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 1:17 pm / in Entertainment, Sports and Bets

Awesome 2 Year-Old Takes Ice Bucket Challenge And Drops F-Bomb

This 2 year-old girl’s parents raised her right. She felt something cold, and she needed to express herself, and she’d be damned if anyone was going to censor her. “Fuckin’ […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 12:08 pm / in Humor