Articles by: Zach

Maryland Woman Takes Kids To Sonic, Finds Bag Of Weed In Fries

A woman in Frederick County, Maryland took her kids for an innocent trip to Sonic to get some chicken tenders, and found a little extra treat in with her kids’ […]

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by / on July 8, 2014 at 5:05 pm / in News

Woman Gets Hopped Up On Keystone Lights And Robs Store By Horseback

In a recent arrest in Dekalb County, Alabama, 45-year old southern belle Christine Saunders got drunk, robbed a family of their horse, then proceeded to ride said horse to the […]

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by / on July 8, 2014 at 8:30 am / in Humor, News

Bryce Harper Once Again Proves He’s A Pussy

 Trying to do his best Chris Davis impression, Bryce Harper tried to break his bat over his thigh following his second strikeout in a row during yesterday’s Nats and Cubs […]

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by / on July 7, 2014 at 4:01 pm / in News

Nurse Caught By Co-worker With Pants Around Ankles While Banging Dead Body

Man do I love freaks. Alejandro Lopez Razo worked as a nurse in California’s Sherman Oaks Hospital, but recently got sentenced to two years in a Los Angeles prison for […]

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by / on July 5, 2014 at 12:41 pm / in News

Joey Chestnut: A True American Hero

Joey Chestnut’s record-setting eighth straight Nathan’s hot dog eating contest victory puts him among American greats. After downing 61 dogs and buns at Coney Island, it’s safe to say he […]

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by / on July 4, 2014 at 5:28 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Show “Sex Box” Features Couples Who Bone On Television And Get Feedback On Performance

This show actually exists. After being banned in Great Britain, the show “Sex Box” is now traveling to Australia. Couples bang it out in a large box, while the audience […]

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by / on July 4, 2014 at 2:40 pm / in Sports and Bets

Celebration On Campus Today To Celebrate First Day Of Maryland In B1G Conference

Yesterday, June 30, the Terps began their two-day celebration of their move into the Big Ten.  As of today, July 1, the University of Maryland is officially no longer in the […]

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by / on July 1, 2014 at 11:02 am / in Sports and Bets

At The 81 Game Milestone, Let’s Breakdown The O’s First Half

Here we are 81 games in to the baseball season, at exactly the halfway point of the regular season. The O’s are currently 42-39, three games over .500, and a […]

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by / on June 30, 2014 at 4:18 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets