Articles by: Zach

I Swear You Will Not Regret Watching Auntie Fee’s Cooking Show

Auntie Fee is about to go viral, and for good reason. This woman needs her own cooking show. She’d fit in just fine on the Food Network in between re-runs […]

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by / on August 1, 2014 at 9:38 am / in Humor

This Ultimate Bro Is A Legend: Flexes Biceps At Cop When Accused Of Carrying A Gun

This story just makes me laugh, and I’m not sure exactly why. On Monday, in Northampton, MA, police responded to a report saying a man may be carrying a gun, […]

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by / on July 31, 2014 at 5:15 pm / in Humor

Woman Calls Cops Because She Thought She Was Dealt A Bad Batch Of Meth

It’s 2014, what does someone need to do to get a good batch of meth anymore? Understandably, when Lynette Rae Sampson, an Oklahoma woman, suspected she got a laced batch […]

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by / on July 30, 2014 at 4:33 pm / in Humor, News

Woman Allegedly Deserts Kids In Car To Give Out Oral Fun In Wal-Mart Parking Lot

A Louisiana woman named Princess Marks (no joke, that’s her name) was arrested over the weekend in Lake Charles at the local Wal-Mart. The reason?-Leaving her two kids in the […]

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by / on July 30, 2014 at 1:14 am / in Humor

This Video Of A Drunk Girl Eating Potato Chips Off NYC Train Floor Will Make You Want To Party With Her

Those chips sure do look good, no doubt about it, especially after a late night of drinking. Sometimes, if you spill your chips, you just gotta bite the bullet and […]

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by / on July 29, 2014 at 5:15 pm / in Humor

Instagram: John Stamos Falls In Love With Steamed Crabs In Ocean City, MD Over The Weekend

Who doesn’t like steamed crabs? John Stamos sure as shit does after this weekend. The actor who once played Uncle Jesse on Full House was in Ocean City, Maryland this […]

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by / on July 29, 2014 at 11:00 am / in Entertainment

Steelers’ Defensive Lineman Being Sued By Ex For Allegedly Giving Her Genital Herpes

Newly signed Pittsburgh Steelers’ defensive lineman Cam Thomas is being sued by a woman named Adrienne, who claims Thomas gave her Genital Herpes. The lineman started 10 games for the […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 11:25 pm / in Sports and Bets

Rays’ Chris Archer Has Big Problem With David Ortiz And So Do I

David Ortiz is a straight up piece of shit. I hate him like no one else in professional sports. During yesterday’s Red Sox-Rays game, Ortiz hit a home run that […]

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by / on July 28, 2014 at 1:12 pm / in Sports and Bets

Here’s HBO’s Blooper Reel For Season 4 Of Game Of Thrones For Your Viewing Pleasure

Everybody who has ever seen the show loves Game Of Thrones, and I’m no exception. HBO just released a blooper reel for the show’s fourth season, and sheds a little […]

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by / on July 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm / in Entertainment

NFL Suspends Ray Rice 2 Games: Here’s Why It’s A Fair Punishment

The NFL has announced Ray Rice has been suspended for the Raven’s first two games this season. I have already heard tons of people (mostly non-Ravens fans) crying out how […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 11:27 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Suggs Wants “Cool Joe” Flacco To Cuss Him And Rest Of Team Out

Ravens training camp has officially begun, and our always vocal defensive leader had a suggestion on how to improve our quarterback’s game. “Joe is just ‘Cool Joe,’ Most of the […]

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by / on July 24, 2014 at 8:50 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

AJ Pierzynski Writes Diss Letter To Former Red Sox Teammates, Just To Shit On Them.

I’ve heard interviews of AJ Pierzynski before, and he always seemed like a likeable guy with a bad attitude. A good kind of bad, that is. Like if someone had […]

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by / on July 23, 2014 at 7:36 pm / in Sports and Bets

Man Shot By Woman Because His Sperm Load Was Too Small For Her Liking

Now I’m no one to judge a woman for the reason she shoots her lover in the chest, but to me, this bitch was a tad out of line. Sadie […]

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by / on July 21, 2014 at 4:03 am / in News

You Won’t Believe Floyd Mayweather’s Latest Claim. Unless You Know Floyd Mayweather

In case you hadn’t heard, Floyd Mayweather is a total douche bag. Earlier this year in Las Vegas, rapper T.I. tried to physically attack Floyd at a Fatburger. Can’t say […]

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by / on July 20, 2014 at 2:00 pm / in Sports and Bets

This Grandmother Vine Is The Right Kind Of Sexy

Big surprise this vine came from a home who has an above ground pool and furniture in the backyard. Mmm Mmm Mmm. This granny knows how to get down, and […]

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by / on July 19, 2014 at 1:49 pm / in Humor

Video: NHL Star Tyler Seguin Uses His Penis As Golf Tee

Dallas Stars player Tyler Seguin makes us all cringe as he lets a man hit a golf ball off of his genitalia. Solid move, my dude. “Ooh, it tickles.” This […]

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by / on July 19, 2014 at 11:23 am / in Sports and Bets