Articles by: Zach

This Ginger Got A Hoax “Ginger Discount Card,” And Stores Actually Accept It

I don’t know why, but I am so excited about this story. A man who started as an unfortunate red head, has turned himself into a money saving phenom. Richard […]

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by / on August 31, 2014 at 3:08 am / in Humor

The Air Sex World Championship Happened.

I don’t know what to think about these people. On one hand they’re probably total weirdos, but there’s a small part of me that thinks these air sex masters are […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 5:17 pm / in Humor

Watch These Two Swimmers Have A Close Encounter With Hammerhead Shark

Earlier this week in Florida, these two swimmers came pretty damn close to a hammerhead shark in the ocean. Luckily for them the shark was more interested in whatever it […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 2:50 pm / in News

Crush Davis Crushes Grand Slam; O’s Blow Out Twins 9-1

What a sight for sore eyes it was to see Chris Davis hit the ball out of the yard with the bases loaded. The Orioles began this series with a […]

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by / on August 30, 2014 at 3:41 am / in Sports and Bets

Josh Gordon Showed Up On Instagram In Bed With This Hooker

It’s safe to say things aren’t exactly falling in line for Brown’s wide receiver Josh Gordon lately. Suspended a full season cause he can’t stop smoking the ganja, and now […]

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by / on August 29, 2014 at 2:40 pm / in Sports and Bets

If Incest Is Wrong, These Siblings Don’t Want To Be Right

Christopher Buckner is actually the name of a 20 year-old girl, and she admitted to having sex with her brother, Tim Savoy, age 25 three times. The relations went down […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 7:11 pm / in Humor, News

Boston Marathon Bombing Victim Just Married The Nurse Who Took Care Of Him

“She hates when I say this, but I’m actually glad I got blown up… I got her.” Powerful stuff coming out of Boston, where 31 year-old 2013 Boston Marathon spectator […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm / in News

The Only Thing Worse Than A Creed Song Is A Vocal Cover Of A Creed Song

This is a level of talent even Simon Cowell can’t deny. And how suave does he look with those shades on? I’m pretty sure Creed didn’t even like Creed’s own […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 2:10 pm / in Entertainment

This Lingerie Football League Fight Is About The Best Thing You’ve Ever Seen

This riveting 7-on-7 playoff match up in the Lingerie Football League showcased the tits and ass of the Jacksonville Breeze and the Atlanta Steam, along with their thirst for their […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 1:17 pm / in Entertainment, Sports and Bets

Awesome 2 Year-Old Takes Ice Bucket Challenge And Drops F-Bomb

This 2 year-old girl’s parents raised her right. She felt something cold, and she needed to express herself, and she’d be damned if anyone was going to censor her. “Fuckin’ […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 12:08 pm / in Humor

Prison Inmate Gets Caught Having Sex With Multiple Prison Guards

What a great way to get AIDS. These two blonde prison workers in Oregon got caught having sex with the same inmate. What a stud this guy is. He’s just […]

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by / on August 26, 2014 at 2:28 pm / in News

Redskins’ Punk-Ass Long Snapper Calls Ray Rice Out On Twitter. Like A Real Man.

Redskins’ Long Snapper Nick Sundberg sounds like a real piece of shit. Of course, I know nothing about him, because, let’s be honest, a long snapper is not really an […]

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by / on August 26, 2014 at 12:09 pm / in Sports and Bets

Satan Worshiper Told Police He’s A Vampire; Allegedly Kills People And Drinks Their Blood

What a gem. This 33 year-old handsome son-of-a-gun in Massachussetts goes by Caius Veiovis, and is on trial for a triple murder. His two accomplices are already serving a life […]

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by / on August 26, 2014 at 12:54 am / in News

I Am Genuinely Creeped Out By The New Adam Jones Bobble Head

The O’s want us all to come to the yard on Labor Day, September 1st, when they’re offering up a creepy Adam Jones bobble head give away. Skip to the […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 7:03 pm / in Sports and Bets

Some Freak Has Kept All His Fingernail And Toenail Clippings In A Jar Since 1978

I’m not sure what the exact dictionary definition of success is, but what I do know is that Richard Gibson has achieved it. Some achieve it through sports, some through […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 6:22 pm / in News

This Is What Happens When You Use PornHub Comments On Real Girls

  When big creeps sit behind their keyboards while watching porn and write creepy things in the comment sections of the videos, no one really thinks twice. But when a […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 3:43 pm / in Humor