Articles by: Zach

I Am Genuinely Creeped Out By The New Adam Jones Bobble Head

The O’s want us all to come to the yard on Labor Day, September 1st, when they’re offering up a creepy Adam Jones bobble head give away. Skip to the […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 7:03 pm / in Sports and Bets

Some Freak Has Kept All His Fingernail And Toenail Clippings In A Jar Since 1978

I’m not sure what the exact dictionary definition of success is, but what I do know is that Richard Gibson has achieved it. Some achieve it through sports, some through […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 6:22 pm / in News

This Is What Happens When You Use PornHub Comments On Real Girls

  When big creeps sit behind their keyboards while watching porn and write creepy things in the comment sections of the videos, no one really thinks twice. But when a […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 3:43 pm / in Humor

Paratrooper Gets Stuck While Jumping Out Of Plane And Dangles Out The Back For Duration Of Flight

I shit my pants for this guy, so there’s absolutely no doubt his trousers are about as brown and wet as humanly possible. I guess you had to figure there […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 11:52 am / in News

Ten Take-aways From Last Night’s MTV VMA’s

Well, I successfully spent two and a half hours of my Sunday night watching MTV’s annual VMA awards, and I’m not entirely proud of it. During my time acting like […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 1:23 am / in Entertainment

Man Who Allegedly Flashed Teenage Girl Says His Penis Is Too Small For Such An Act; Court Agrees To Measure

Herbert O., a 54 year-old alleged flasher in Germany, did the unthinkable for a man. No, I’m not talking about flashing his penis, I’m talking about going on record of […]

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by / on August 24, 2014 at 10:06 pm / in Humor

Homeless Man In NY Subway Rambles About God Knows What; Hits Us With Life Lessons

Prepare to get a whole bunch of life lessons dropped on you, cause this guy’s throwing them down hard.   No doubt I’m going to listen to how a homeless […]

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by / on August 24, 2014 at 2:28 pm / in Humor

Impressive Arrieta Ends Orioles’ Win Streak At Wrigley; Cubs Take Series Opener 4-1

I’ve seen Jake Arrieta fold under pressure time and time again while pitching with the Orioles, so i thought no doubt this guy was going to cave when given the […]

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by / on August 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm / in Sports and Bets

O’s Fan Got A Tattoo Of The F.H.R.I.T.P. Guy From The Live News Broadcast

It appears someone other than me is a huge fan of this legendary news prankster. The guy who started the craze of saying “fuck her right in the pussy” on […]

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by / on August 22, 2014 at 5:21 pm / in Humor

Player Poll: Who’s The Last NFL Player You Would Want To Get In A Fist Fight With?

The players have spoken, and Ndamukong Suh is the last guy they’d want to get in a fight with, with JJ Watt, Patrick Willis, and Mike Tolbert as honorable mentions. […]

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by / on August 22, 2014 at 1:57 pm / in Sports and Bets

Here’s The Astounding Video Of Floyd Mayweather Failing Miserably At Reading A Sentence

This is just too embarrassing for words. All of us thought 50 Cent was crazy during his rant about Floyd Mayweather’s dumb ass not being able to read, but now […]

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by / on August 22, 2014 at 12:30 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

60-year-old White Trash Maryland Man Drives Into Pole, Then Runs Away Bloody And Shirtless

I mean, this guy has to be just the trashiest of all white trash. A man in his sixties pulled off quite an impressive stunt on Thursday afternoon in Jarrettsville, […]

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by / on August 22, 2014 at 4:08 am / in Humor, News

50 Cent Flips His Shit While Challenging Floyd Mayweather To Read Harry Potter

I don’t quite know the motive behind this video, and I’m quite positive 50 Cent did not get the point of the ice bucket challenge, seeing as he not only […]

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by / on August 21, 2014 at 1:58 pm / in Entertainment

Drunken Maryland State Trooper Allegedly Pulled Down Pants And Hung Dong In Front Of An Entire Restaurant

This past Saturday night, August 16th, the Jarrettsville Pit barbeque restaurant in Harford County, Maryland was pretty much the place to be. The Harford County Police Sheriffs were called to […]

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by / on August 20, 2014 at 5:29 pm / in Humor, News

Here’s Some Pretty Sweet O’s Stats That Will Make You A Believer

MASN’s Roch Kubatko is simply really good at his job, and this afternoon he hit us with some pretty astounding Orioles stats via his Twitter account. -The Orioles are currently […]

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by / on August 20, 2014 at 2:00 pm / in Sports and Bets

Small-Time Thief Becomes Legend When He Dresses Up As WaWa Employee And Steals Cigarette Cartons

A New Jersey man is being looked for after he committed what can only be described as the greatest theft in the history of thefts. He was caught on the […]

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by / on August 20, 2014 at 1:23 pm / in News