Articles by: Zach

ICYMI: Lil Wayne Live On Sportcenter Freestyle Raps To Theme Song

In case you missed it this morning on Sportscenter, Lil Wayne got on to promote his new album Tha Carter V, and rapped to the show’s theme song. It was […]

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by / on August 14, 2014 at 2:52 pm / in Sports and Bets

Woman Allegedly Trespasses In Family’s Garden, Engages In Sex Act With Lawn Furniture

A 33 year-old drunk woman in Seattle has been accused of sneaking into a nice little family’s garden, and getting it on with their garden furniture. She allegedly pulled up […]

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by / on August 14, 2014 at 1:50 pm / in News

What Does Your Phone Choice Say About Your Sexting Game? Ground Breaking Stuff Here.

Well the good people at Fox News revealed some information found from a survey done by Retina-X Studios, which is an activity monitoring company. In this case, specifically monitoring phone […]

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by / on August 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm / in News

There’s A Bikini Clad Pole Dancer On The Ocean City Boardwalk

Nothing says vacation like pole dancers and bikinis. A woman has been dressed in a bikini, taking a portable stripper pole around the boardwalk in Ocean City, Maryland, and she’s […]

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by / on August 13, 2014 at 11:52 am / in Entertainment, News

Watch Adam Jones And A Rescue Dog Eat A Pie Together, Doggy Style

Adam Jones of the Baltimore Orioles is known for his love of pie-ing teammates in the face following a win. This time, to bring awareness to the Baltimore Animal Rescue […]

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by / on August 12, 2014 at 11:08 pm / in Sports and Bets

Buck Says He Wants To Give Jeter Signed Picture Of Jeffery Maier “Home Run”

Buck’s the fucking man. Every team is pretty much obligated to give Derek Jeter a going away present, for God knows what reason, and Buck came up with a little […]

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by / on August 12, 2014 at 1:57 pm / in Sports and Bets

Manny Machado In Post Game Interview Talks About Injury

Courtesy of MASN, here’s Manny talking after the game about his injury. From all of us in Birdland, get well soon.  

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by / on August 12, 2014 at 12:45 am / in Sports and Bets

In Latest Creepy Wal-Mart Story, Registered Sex Offender Allegedly Has A Thing For Under-Skirt Photography

You know, just when you think Wal-Mart couldn’t get any weirder, a 50-year-old registered sex offender was allegedly using his cell phone to take pictures up a woman’s skirt while […]

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by / on August 11, 2014 at 10:15 pm / in News

Bestiality Is Not My Thing, But Church Leader Jerald Hill Might Like It

In the town of Columbia, Missouri, 56 year-old pervert Jerald Hill got arrested for allegedly trying to meet up with a man who was offering up a dog ready for […]

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by / on August 10, 2014 at 3:25 pm / in News

Just Three Elderly Gents Throwing Fists, Slaps, and Kicks In a Hysterical-To-Watch Brawl

This video of these old men fighting is simply hysterical. The only thing better than watching a one-hit knock out fight is watching a couple people who have no business […]

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by / on August 9, 2014 at 2:51 pm / in Humor

Orioles’ Home Run Onslaught A Tad Too Much For The Red Birds

Friday night’s anticipated showdown between the hometown birds and the perennial title contender St. Louis Cardinals turned into a one-sided home run onslaught that made for a comforting and exhilarating […]

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by / on August 9, 2014 at 3:32 am / in Sports and Bets

Today Marks The Beginning Of Baltimore’s New Youth Curfew

The youth of Baltimore City are under watch by the police in an attempt to keep them safer, as the updated curfew takes effect. Children who are 13 or younger […]

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by / on August 8, 2014 at 11:33 am / in News

Video: Bengals’ QB Matt Scott Blows Chunks Twice, Then Throws TD Like A Boss

This guy’s the man. He may not have a 115 million dollar contract like Andy Dalton, but the Bengals’ back up QB Matt Scott has more street cred. (Of course, […]

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by / on August 8, 2014 at 1:47 am / in Sports and Bets

12-Foot Tiger Shark Spotted In The Bay In Ocean City

If you’re looking for a real thrill this summer look no further than the Isle of Wight Bay in Ocean City, Maryland, where you can swim with the tiger sharks. […]

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by / on August 6, 2014 at 8:49 pm / in News, Outdoors

Top 15 Biggest Douche Bags In Sports (Because 10 Doesn’t Cover Them All)

We all get annoyed by certain athletes in the sports world acting like the fans are privileged to watch them perform. I tried to compose a list of the top […]

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by / on August 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm / in Sports and Bets

Looks Like Wizards’ Center Marcin Gortat Has A Thing For HD Porn

The Wizards’ center just signed a hefty deal this NBA off season, and it looks like he can afford the best porn packages, and is willing to spend his dollars […]

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by / on August 5, 2014 at 1:17 pm / in Sports and Bets