Articles by: Zach

Chris Brown Weighs In On Ray Rice

We all know about Chris Brown hitting Rihanna a couple years back. And God knows we’ve been force fed this Ray Rice story every day since April. This week Chris […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 1:38 pm / in Sports and Bets

Maryland Loves Ebony Porn: Results Show Terms Most Searched For On PornHub, By State

If you don’t know what PornHub is, you can probably figure it out based on its name. They feature many different free categories of porn, ranging from BBW (Big Beautiful […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 3:06 am / in Sports and Bets

Jon Stewart Shits All Over The NFL On The Daily Show For The Ray Rice Case

I’m not exactly sure comedy is the best route to take when it pertains to a domestic violence case, but Jon Stewart decided to tackle the Ray Rice debacle on […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 2:06 am / in Sports and Bets

Steve Smith Calls Out Panthers During Bengals Game; Big Players Make Big Plays

I’ve made it pretty clear by now I have a pretty big man crush on Steve Smith, Sr. He started to let me down with all those dropped passes in […]

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by / on September 11, 2014 at 1:59 pm / in Sports and Bets

World’s Greatest Robber Allegedly Get’s Caught Sleeping Next To Jewelery In Victim’s Bed

29-year-old Dion Davis was allegedly trying to rob a family, before he decided to fall asleep, next to the jewelery he was reportedly trying to steal. Police came in to […]

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by / on September 11, 2014 at 3:32 am / in Humor

Cam Newton Acts Like A Little Bag Of Shit Sometimes, Doesn’t He?

Answer the mother fucking question with a different line, A-hole! Your main concern should be that Jerricho Cotchery is number one on your wide receiver depth chart, not your former […]

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by / on September 10, 2014 at 7:09 pm / in Sports and Bets

I’ve Never Seen A Dog (Or Anyone) Enjoy A Bath Quite So Much

This is easily one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen, but I literally cannot stop watching and laughing. Such relaxation. A simple bath for this dog is the […]

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by / on September 10, 2014 at 2:58 pm / in Humor

Gilbert Gottfried Vs. DiGiorno Pizza: Which One Made The More Inappropriate Ray Rice Joke?

Wow. Just wow. The country has been on high domestic violence awareness alert this week in light of the Ray Rice situation. Justifiably so. Many people have taken to Twitter […]

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by / on September 10, 2014 at 1:56 pm / in Sports and Bets

Justin Bieber Booed On Stage, So Like A Little Ass-Wipe, He Stripped Down

Everyone’s least favorite little prick Justin Bieber made a surprise appearance on stage at a fashion show in Brooklyn last night, to announce one of the upcoming performers. He was […]

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by / on September 10, 2014 at 12:00 pm / in Entertainment

Wow. Steelers’ Players React To Ray Rice.

Let me start out by saying I hate, hate, hate the fucking Pittsburgh Steelers. They’re nothing more to me than a bunch of shit heads out there on the grid […]

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by / on September 10, 2014 at 3:46 am / in Sports and Bets

Amidst All The Bad Police Stories, Roy Hibbert Shows Us One That Gives You Hope

I think I’d be stating the obvious to say that the police have been in the news a lot lately all around the country, mostly for some pretty negative things. […]

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by / on September 9, 2014 at 5:10 pm / in News

Ray Rice’s Wife Janay Speaks Out For Her Husband And Family

This morning, Janay Rice took to Instagram and had these words to say: “I woke up this morning feeling like I had a horrible nightmare, feeling like I’m mourning the […]

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by / on September 9, 2014 at 11:42 am / in Sports and Bets

Tennis Star Wins US Open; Embarrassing, Yet Hilarious Dick Pic Ensues

I can safely estimate that I watch just a handful of tennis matches in a year. I don’t claim to know a whole lot about the sport. I know the […]

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by / on September 9, 2014 at 1:10 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

RJ Bentley’s Bar In College Park Wants You To Shit In A Bucket After They Removed The Toilet

RJ Bentley’s in College Park, MD ain’t exactly the classiest place on earth, but it sure is a must-go for all University of Maryland students, and anyone visiting the campus. […]

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by / on September 8, 2014 at 9:19 pm / in Humor, News

Fox News Tells Everyone To Just Take The Stairs Because There Are Cameras In The Elevator

Fox News is taking this as seriously as anyone. They want to remind everyone that to avoid getting caught hitting your wife, to take the stairs. There are cameras on […]

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by / on September 8, 2014 at 7:30 pm / in News, Sports and Bets

In Other Running Back News, LeSean McCoy Tipped His Server Like Shit

Well, it appears LeSean McCoy is about the shittiest tipper of all time, after his visit at PYT this afternoon. I’m no mathematician, but I’d say that falls a tad […]

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by / on September 8, 2014 at 6:56 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets