Articles by: Zach

Ocean City, MD Soon Will Only Allow Smoking In Designated Areas On The Beach, Boardwalk

There’s just nothing like the feeling of being on the beach at Ocean City in 85-degree weather, when I’m all suns out guns out, and some jabroni sitting fifteen feet away […]

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by / on September 16, 2014 at 12:29 am / in News

World’s Creepiest Dad Lets The Facebook World Know He Thinks His Daughter’s Sexy

I’ll admit it, I’ve never had a daughter, so some of you may consider me unqualified to speak on the issue of father/daughter sexual relationships. Personally I’m not into it. […]

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by / on September 15, 2014 at 10:46 pm / in Humor

Sarasota, FL Bus Driver Allegedly Solicits Prostitute While On The Job, Instead Of Driving Bus

Sarasota- home to Orioles’ Spring Training facilities, beautiful beaches, and all the hookers money can buy. 43-year-old Rodrigue Macharie was arrested last week for allegedly soliciting a prostitute, who turned […]

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by / on September 15, 2014 at 6:42 pm / in News

Coca-Cola’s Surge Made A Comeback Today

Everyone’s favorite testicle-shrinking soft beverage has made a comeback, and I wish I could shout it from the rooftops. According to BusinessWeek.com, Surge went on sale for today for the first time in […]

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by / on September 15, 2014 at 1:41 pm / in News

YouTube Video “When White People Fight” Is Just Embarrassing

This YouTube video is called “When White People Fight,” and is a complete embarrassment to white people everywhere. The fight was so lame that the guy holding the camera felt […]

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by / on September 15, 2014 at 1:14 pm / in Humor

U Mad Bro? Richard Sherman Declines To Talk To Media After He Gets Schooled In Loss

Richard Sherman. Sometimes, it’s nice to see the cocky get put in their place. Aaron Rodgers wouldn’t throw in your direction last week, but Philip Rivers showed no fear in […]

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by / on September 14, 2014 at 11:59 pm / in Sports and Bets

Kanye West Stops Concert To Yell At Handicapped Kid For Being Disrespectful By Not Standing Up

Kanye West held a concert in Sydney, Australia this past week, and he wasn’t really feeling the crowd. Can you believe that not every single person in the crowd was […]

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by / on September 14, 2014 at 4:47 pm / in Entertainment

This Jabroni Got Swole As Fuck In The Baltimore Hilton Watching The O’s Game Yesterday

This guy gets it. He knows that baseball is important, and a division race in September is even more important. But he also knows getting swole as fuck trumps all […]

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by / on September 14, 2014 at 3:54 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Some Dumb Ass Sold Crushed Up Pop-Tarts To Undercover Cop As Cocaine

Cameron Mitchell, you sly dog. The 30- year-old from Halifax, North Carolina was arrested last week for allegedly selling an undercover police officer “cocaine.” The problem was, that the substance […]

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by / on September 13, 2014 at 7:20 am / in Humor, News

Game 2: Orioles Sweep Double-Header Behind Strong Pitching Efforts

It’s safe to say the Orioles starting pitching is as good as I’ve seen it in a long, long time. Following a great effort by Kevin Gausman this afternoon in […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 10:33 pm / in Sports and Bets

Crazy Ass Lady Takes The Liberty Of Interrupting Live News To Complain About Floods

I’m pretty sure this woman truly believes that the weatherman is in charge of making the weather. She did everything but directly accuse the reporter of being the reason the […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 8:02 pm / in Humor

Game 1: Paredes Gets Walk Off Base Hit In Bottom Of 11th; Magic Number Down To 7

The Orioles took game 1 of Friday’s double header against the Yanks on a walk-off double by Jimmy Paredes with two outs in the bottom of the 11th. The game […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 5:53 pm / in Sports and Bets

Instagram Is A Thing Of Beauty; This Week’s Hottest Celebrity IG Photos

It’s no secret Friday’s the best day of the week, why not make it even better with some grade A celebrity tail? This week’s hottest celebrity Instagram pictures. Kendall Jenner […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 2:23 pm / in Entertainment

Chris Brown Weighs In On Ray Rice

We all know about Chris Brown hitting Rihanna a couple years back. And God knows we’ve been force fed this Ray Rice story every day since April. This week Chris […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 1:38 pm / in Sports and Bets

Maryland Loves Ebony Porn: Results Show Terms Most Searched For On PornHub, By State

If you don’t know what PornHub is, you can probably figure it out based on its name. They feature many different free categories of porn, ranging from BBW (Big Beautiful […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 3:06 am / in Sports and Bets

Jon Stewart Shits All Over The NFL On The Daily Show For The Ray Rice Case

I’m not exactly sure comedy is the best route to take when it pertains to a domestic violence case, but Jon Stewart decided to tackle the Ray Rice debacle on […]

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by / on September 12, 2014 at 2:06 am / in Sports and Bets