Articles by: Zach

Watch Steelers’ Antonio Brown Kick The Bejeezus Out Of Browns’ Punter’s Face

I don’t know if this kick was intentional or not. I don’t really care to be honest. I just know I like a good curb stomp style kick to the […]

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by / on September 7, 2014 at 5:29 pm / in Sports and Bets

Homeless Man Finds Corvette With Keys In It; Hauls Ass To Strip Club

What would you do if you were homeless and found a Corvette, with the keys in the ignition, and a full blown erection that needed to be tamed? You’d drive […]

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by / on September 6, 2014 at 5:14 pm / in Humor

As If We Didn’t Hate Pittsburgh Enough, Asking For Money From An 8 Year-Old Fan Is One More Reason To Do So

Look, I’m all for giving to charity and helping those in need. But when 8 year-old Pittsburgh Pirates’ fan Colin sent a letter to his favorite player, Pirates’ second baseman […]

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by / on September 6, 2014 at 3:42 pm / in Sports and Bets

O’s Bullpen Blows Scoreless Pitchers’ Duel, Lose 3-0

Wei-Yin Chen looked great out there on the mound Friday night for the Orioles, going 6 scoreless innings and allowing 4 hits and 3 walks. Chen also recorded 3 K’s. […]

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by / on September 5, 2014 at 11:57 pm / in Sports and Bets

Gentleman Keeps Whacking Off In And Around Co-Workers Coffee; She Thought It Was Spoiled Cream

Busting a nut in a girl’s coffee is either the best way to pick her up, or the worst. Pros: Hang it all out there, she might just bite; She […]

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by / on September 5, 2014 at 1:50 pm / in Humor, News

Here’s 5 Of The Hottest Celebrity Instagram Pictures From This Week, To Make Your Friday Even Better

I mean, it’s Friday, and as the weekend approaches, what could be better than some great rear ends? Instagram is a way of life, and these ladies are living. This […]

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by / on September 5, 2014 at 1:00 pm / in Entertainment

Toronto Blue Jay Fans Are Loving Their Acronym, And So Am I

I can’t believe it’s taken this long for this to become a thing, but it’s about time it has. “BJ Mom?” Hysterical.   I’ll definitely agree with that last one. […]

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by / on September 5, 2014 at 2:24 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Auburn QB Nick Marshall Was Interviewed, And I’m Not Positive He Was Saying Words

I made out a couple words in his entire nonsensical rant. Speak up bro, and lose the mumble. I can’t imagine what he sounds like while under center during a […]

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by / on September 5, 2014 at 1:52 am / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Canadian Gets Locked Up; Proceeds To Take Selfies Of Him Drinking Cognac, Smoking Blunts In Jail

America, let’s take this guy, and send that little dip shit Justin Bieber back across the border. Michael Simoneau-Meunier got himself arrested in Canada, for the fifteenth time, (yes, 15), and […]

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by / on September 4, 2014 at 10:36 pm / in Humor

Towson University Student Emails Professor Saying She’s Skipping Class To Honor Beyonce’s Birthday

As a graduate of Towson University, I can inform you that this is about the most Towson University thing I can think of: students that find education far less important than […]

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by / on September 4, 2014 at 7:35 pm / in Humor

Dude Having A Threesome Gets Stabbed By Roommate Because His Ladies Were Screaming Too Loudly

42 year-old Antonio Flores recently got arrested for stabbing his roommate multiple times in the head, back, and arms. The reason? The 36 year-old was having a threesome in his room, […]

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by / on September 3, 2014 at 5:47 pm / in Humor, News

Tom Brady Gets What He Wants At Home By Acting Like A Bitch; Just Like On The Field

Tom Brady recently admitted that when his wife Gisele Bundchen doesn’t give him enough attention at home, he acts like a little bitch. “I like attention from her, so when […]

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by / on September 3, 2014 at 1:59 pm / in Sports and Bets

So, CeeLo Green Might Be A Big Rapist

CeeLo Green recently got hit (lightly) with 3 years probation and 45 days of community service for allegedly druging a woman with ecstacy and taking her home for sex in […]

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by / on September 2, 2014 at 12:39 pm / in Entertainment

Michael Sam On WWE Raw In Baltimore?

Recently cut from the St. Louis Rams, former SEC Defensive POY has been invited to take his talents to Baltimore. Just not to play football. The 6’2″ defensive end has […]

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by / on September 2, 2014 at 10:17 am / in Sports and Bets

Prankster Ear-Bangs A News Reporter With A Big Sex Toy

This news reporter is the truest of professionals. Not many people could stand there without missing a beat and tell the country the latest news while they’re getting the shit […]

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by / on September 1, 2014 at 11:18 pm / in Humor

This Guy Locks Himself Out Of Hotel Room Ass Naked; Makes Epic Walk Of Shame

This is everyone’s worst nightmare. I’m not quite sure why he originally thought it would be a good idea to leave his room naked, but I guess he figured the […]

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by / on September 1, 2014 at 7:02 pm / in Humor