Articles by: Zach

University Of Missouri’s Chancellor Caught Favoriting Some Hardcore Underwater Porn On Twitter

This my friends, is a man who loves his underwater pornography. Here’s a guy with 17.3 thousand followers who decided it would be a slick move to favorite a little […]

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by / on October 22, 2014 at 4:14 am / in Humor

Man Arrested For Stealing $25, Then Won’t Stop Jerking Off While Being Questioned By Police

This 31-year-old man from the great state of Florida casually showed up at a gas station, and stole 25 dollars straight out of another customer’s hand, then fled the scene. Happens […]

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by / on October 21, 2014 at 1:26 pm / in Humor, News

Does This Wanted Criminal Look Like He’d Be Found In A Random Dark Closet Eating A Bowl Of Salad?

A 54-year-old Tennessee man named Timothy Black was wanted by police for stealing a car and shoplifting. No clue how they got this tip, but they ended up finding Black alone […]

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by / on October 21, 2014 at 12:58 pm / in News

Old Man LOSES HIS SHIT On Subway Employee For Being Overcharged For His Cookies

This guy feels that 50 cents goes far enough in today’s economy to make flipping shit on an employee totally worth it. He also feels like by losing his business, Subway […]

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by / on October 21, 2014 at 2:02 am / in Humor

Watch And Laugh As This Jabroni Gets Flattened On The Bench Press

There are too many things wrong with this video to even point out. Let’s start by examining the fact that no one should ever wear jean shorts in general, let alone […]

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by / on October 21, 2014 at 12:16 am / in Humor

Watching Sasha Grey Read These Hilarious NSFW Tinder Conversations Is The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen

I love listening to all the conversations that take place by lonely singles looking for sex. Some pick up lines are just plain hilarious.

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by / on October 20, 2014 at 11:36 pm / in Humor

You’ll Never Guess Who KOMO 4 News Thought Broke The NFL Passing Touchdown Record On Sunday

According to KOMO 4 News in Seattle, it was Seattle SuperSonics great Gary Payton. I can’t be positive, but I believe they got the wrong Peyton. Nevertheless, The Glove has now won two […]

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by / on October 20, 2014 at 7:48 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

This Guy Got Fired From Chili’s For Posting ‘Sexy’ Shirtless Photos Of Himself Cooking

Let’s just get it out of the way now, that by looking at this guy, there’s no way I want him touching my food. He looks like the type of […]

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by / on October 20, 2014 at 5:45 pm / in News

Turns Out That Nerdy Girl ‘Lily Adams’ From The At&T Commercials Is Super Hot

I happened upon a great conversation about whether or not ‘Lily Adams’ from the At&T commercials is hot. I was on the side of there is literally nothing hot about […]

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by / on October 20, 2014 at 2:19 pm / in Entertainment

You’ll Laugh When You See What Tulane QB And Son Of NFL Great Joe Montana Did On 4th Down

Just enough time for one final play, with no timeouts. You’d think the son of one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time would be a tad more aware than […]

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by / on October 18, 2014 at 5:18 pm / in Sports and Bets

Here Is The Grossest Thing You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life

This video has been making it’s way around the internet this week, and can no longer be ignored. You’ve been warned.

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by / on October 18, 2014 at 2:42 pm / in Entertainment

Check Out The World’s Largest Swimming Pool And Immediately Hate Where You Live

The San Alfonso del Mar resort in Algarrobo, Chile is the home of the world’s largest pool. It’s over a half a mile in length, covers a 20 acre area, reaches […]

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by / on October 18, 2014 at 1:37 pm / in News

Girl’s High School Soccer Coach Sends Snap Chat Of Himself Masturbating To Whole Team

The whole team? What a really, really uncomfortable snap chat viewing session that had to be. Jeffrey Sirois, the now former girl’s soccer team coach at E.O. Smith High School in […]

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by / on October 18, 2014 at 1:20 am / in News

Let’s Take A Closer Look At New Raven’s Safety Will Hill, Who Is Finally Eligible To Play This Week

Will Hill was signed by the Ravens this offseason, and is a very good NFL safety. He was suspended the first six games of the season, and is finally eligible […]

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by / on October 18, 2014 at 12:33 am / in News

U.S. Artist Sculpted A ‘Tree’ Now Located In Central Paris; Looks Exactly Like A Giant Butt Plug

Artist Paul McCarthy is a complete liar when he says that he sculpted a tree. What he actually sculpted was an 80-foot tall butt plug, and for some reason unbeknownst […]

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by / on October 17, 2014 at 11:54 pm / in Humor

Watch As This Awesome Dog Wreaks Havoc On This Live News Set

This video makes a grown man feel feelings. Way too much cuteness . I need this dog.

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by / on October 17, 2014 at 6:07 pm / in Humor, News