Articles by: Zach

People Aren’t Talking Enough About The Fact That Ray Lewis Kisses His Grown Kids On The Mouth

    Ray Lewis got enshrined into the Nationals football league’s Hall of Fame last night, and everybody’s talking about it. You are, I am everybody. But what’s absolutely blowing […]

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by / on August 5, 2018 at 2:37 pm / in Sports and Bets

Adam Schefter Ran A 40-Yard-Dash Almost A Full Second Faster Than Orlando Brown Jr.

    At the combine this spring, current Ravens tackle Orlando Brown Jr. ran what was an EMBARASSINGLY bad 40 yard dash time.   Orlando Brown: 5.86 unofficial 40 time […]

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by / on July 27, 2018 at 3:22 pm / in Sports and Bets

The Instagram Video Tribute From The Orioles To Manny Machado Is Gut Wrenching

#ThanksManny @machados13 #Birdland A post shared by @ orioles on Jul 18, 2018 at 6:07pm PDT   Day 3 of the Manny trade news update: this isn’t getting any easier. […]

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by / on July 19, 2018 at 4:10 am / in Sports and Bets

I Hate This Front Office

  It’s all but a done deal that Manny is going to the Dodgers for a package of minor league talent, featuring OF Yusniel Diaz, who scouts are calling a […]

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by / on July 18, 2018 at 3:22 am / in Sports and Bets

Jimmy’s Seafood Ruthlessly Murders Mia Khalifa On Twitter

        Trust us, Spider-Man, she can take it. pic.twitter.com/Xx6QaTOKsP — Jimmy’s Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) June 27, 2018   Hot damn, Jimmy’s what a comeback. Just when I was […]

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by / on June 27, 2018 at 4:00 pm / in Sports and Bets

Phillies Fan Dressed In A Top Hat And Monocle Is The Hero We Need

When you have a baseball game at 4 but have to attend the opera at 5. pic.twitter.com/AneEtOj6kh — Cut4 (@Cut4) June 16, 2018     Somebody get this guy’s venmo, […]

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by / on June 16, 2018 at 9:05 pm / in Sports and Bets

A Windy Day Causes Two Port-A-Pots To Fly Through The Air As Piss And Shit Get Thrown Everywhere

Just another windy day at the park 😳 pic.twitter.com/kLdpKGR3rL — Whistle Sports (@WhistleSports) June 13, 2018   You know how everyone says “I’d rather die than have (fill in the […]

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by / on June 14, 2018 at 1:55 pm / in Sports and Bets

Breaking News: Stephen A Smith Reveals If He’s An Ass Or Titties Man

  Just when you thought nothing could be bigger news this week than the Trump-Kim meeting, Stephan A proceeds to drop very important news on us.   Stephen A Smith […]

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by / on June 13, 2018 at 1:52 pm / in Sports and Bets

Orioles First-Round Pick Grayson Rodriguez Makes The Worst Mistake Possible On Day One

Perfect https://t.co/jO4xvtzYgq pic.twitter.com/9uf7Unszg6 — Matt Kremnitzer (@mattkremnitzer) June 13, 2018 I’m not gonna kill the kid for this comparison, but we need a little more self awareness out of him. […]

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by / on June 13, 2018 at 9:27 am / in Sports and Bets

Capitals’ Evgeny Kuznetsov Walks Off With A “Let’s F*ck This Sh*t” At The Stanley Cup Parade

“Let’s fuck this shit” – Evgeny Kuznetsov pic.twitter.com/0Wlr8K7ydx — Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) June 12, 2018   “Let’s fuck this shit” is officially an all time victory parade speech moment. It […]

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by / on June 12, 2018 at 10:50 pm / in Sports and Bets

Watch TJ Oshie Go HAM On A Pair Of Longnecks Cause This Victory Celebration Should Never End

Tj oshie should be an inspiration to you, your wife, and your child pic.twitter.com/MVh8aqG8r2 — Ryan Pire (@r_pire20) June 9, 2018 What a celebration this Caps victory bender has been. […]

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by / on June 11, 2018 at 2:43 am / in Sports and Bets

Adam Jones Let’s His Bat Fly And Manny Catches It In The On Deck Circle

Heads! 👀 #GoldGlove pic.twitter.com/VVuQlblf1N — Orioles on MASN (@masnOrioles) June 6, 2018     Manny’s better at catching bats than the rest of the team is at catching balls.   […]

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by / on June 6, 2018 at 1:48 pm / in Sports and Bets

Joes Bautista Released By Braves

The Braves have released Jose Bautista. Anthopoulos says Camargo will be the everyday third baseman. — Mark Bowman (@mlbbowman) May 20, 2018     Poor poor poor Jose Bautista. The […]

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by / on May 20, 2018 at 1:02 pm / in Sports and Bets

The White House Weighs In On Yanny Versus Laurel

  I was over over the whole Yanny and Laurel thing like three days ago, but when the White House, including Trump weigh in on the debate, you kind of […]

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by / on May 18, 2018 at 3:31 pm / in Sports and Bets

Caleb Joseph Optioned To AAA

  The #Orioles announce Caleb Joseph had been optioned to Triple-A Norfolk; Andrew Susac recalled to take his place — Jon Meoli (@JonMeoli) May 17, 2018   All I can […]

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by / on May 17, 2018 at 2:48 pm / in Sports and Bets

This John Carroll Vs Loyola High School Baseball Video Is Making It’s Way Around The Internet

*Misses sign* 😂 pic.twitter.com/ziMOSoMwJR — Kent (@RealKentMurphy) May 9, 2018   I understand being locked in on a pitch, but how the hell do you not see a guy practically […]

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by / on May 10, 2018 at 1:58 pm / in Sports and Bets