Articles by: Toby

This Picture Of A Super Bummed Bill Cosby Cracks Me Up

Today, Bill Cosby was charged with a felony count of aggravated indecent assault for allegedly drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand in January 2004. This afternoon, Cosby went to his […]

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by / on December 30, 2015 at 4:15 pm / in Humor, News

Mike Tyson Busts His Ass On Hoverboard

A video posted by Mike Tyson (@miketyson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 10:35am PST DOWN GOES TYSON! DOWN GOES TYSON! Was that fake? Probably. Did I still laugh? You’re goddamn […]

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by / on December 29, 2015 at 2:58 pm / in Humor, Sports and Bets

Your Latest Internet Argument Is Here: How Would A Dog Wear Pants?

We all fondly remember the internet arguing over the color of that ugly-ass dress, and now, we’ve been blessed with another important topic to debate. pic.twitter.com/JRp6RjvNOb — Jared Keller (@jaredbkeller) […]

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by / on December 29, 2015 at 12:53 pm / in Humor

Merry Christmas From A Scantily-Clad Charlotte McKinney

Charlotte McKinney is so damn gorgeous that I didn’t even mind her video being soundtracked with “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” I’m honestly shocked it still gets played in this day […]

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by / on December 23, 2015 at 5:07 pm / in Girls

The Beatles Are Coming To Streaming Services On Christmas Eve

At 12:01 a.m. on Christmas Eve, the Beatles’ discography will be available on nine different streaming services. Apple Music, Deezer, Google Play, Microsoft Groove, Napster / Rhapsody, Amazon Prime Music, […]

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by / on December 23, 2015 at 4:20 pm / in Entertainment

Scumbag Package Thief Gets Caught In The Act

People who steal packages from porches are the worst people on the planet. They ruin random strangers’ holidays for their own financial gain, and they make me wanna puke. I […]

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by / on December 23, 2015 at 2:33 pm / in Humor

Comedic Genius Adds ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Music To Steve Harvey’s Miss Universe Blunder

The internet is the greatest. Just when I think I’ve hit my limit for all the laughing I can do at Steve Harvey, somebody finds a way to breathe new life […]

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by / on December 22, 2015 at 4:59 pm / in Entertainment, Humor

Watch A Bunch Of Hot Girls Sing “Silent Night” While Riding A Sybian

I guess Christmas came in my pants early this year. But on a serious note, this video did leave my penis very conflicted. On one hand, watching babes ride a sybian […]

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by / on December 22, 2015 at 4:10 pm / in Girls

Soccer Player Brutally Kicks Opponent In Face

That was Mehmet Değirmenci with one of the most despicable acts that I’ve ever seen on a soccer pitch. This incident took place in a Turkish amateur league, and the […]

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by / on December 22, 2015 at 1:43 pm / in Sports and Bets

Customer Saves The Day By Beating Robber With Iced Tea Bottle

You gotta love the bravery exhibited by these two late night customers, especially the dude who laid down the law with his bottle of iced tea. When the shit hits […]

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by / on December 21, 2015 at 5:41 pm / in Fights, Humor, News

Snoop Dogg REALLY Hates Chip Kelly

Heading into Sunday night’s Cardinals/Eagles game, Snoop Dogg was ahead in his fantasy football playoff matchup by 15 points. Even though Snoop was out of players, it seemed like he […]

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by / on December 21, 2015 at 3:58 pm / in Entertainment, Humor, Sports and Bets

R. Kelly Walks Out Of Interview After Being Asked About Sexual Assault Allegations

The interview is real long, so skip ahead to 6:30. Wow, I gotta hand it to R. Kelly. He may be a gigantic scumbag, but he sure knows how to […]

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by / on December 21, 2015 at 3:29 pm / in Entertainment, Humor

Mom Wins Free Tuition For Daughter With Miraculous Half Court Shot

Earlier this month, Grace Ramey raised the most money in a school fundraiser to support Kids Against Hunger. Because of her hard work, Grace and her mother Angela were given […]

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by / on December 17, 2015 at 5:28 pm / in Sports and Bets

Orioles Sign Korean Outfielder Hyun-soo Kim

Korean outfielder Hyun-soo Kim has agreed to a two-year, $7 million contract with the #Orioles. https://t.co/v0f2nZod7w — The Baltimore Sun (@baltimoresun) December 17, 2015 I absolutely love this move by […]

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by / on December 16, 2015 at 9:40 pm / in Sports and Bets

Jackass Shuts Down Highway To Propose To His Girlfriend

This despicable proposal took place on I-45 in Houston, Texas last Sunday, and just watching it makes my blood boil. From the Houston Chronicle: In a video posted on Instagram, […]

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by / on December 15, 2015 at 1:53 pm / in News

Will Ferrell Brought Back His George W. Bush Impression To ‘SNL’

Man, did I miss Will Ferrell’s George W. Bush impression. I almost wish that crazy redneck was running for President again, just so we could get more sketches like that. […]

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by / on December 13, 2015 at 2:33 am / in Entertainment, Humor