Articles by: Ck

100 Year Old Women Only Cares About One Thing…

Once you have lived 100 years, there is no point in sugar-coating. Every second counts, and this grandma has needs. She needs 100 dicks…

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by / on July 8, 2013 at 11:50 am / in Humor

Homeowner Hogties Attempted Burglar

A burglary suspect got quite the surprise Wednesday morning. Police say Robert Cole tried to break into a home, but ended up hogtied in the front yard. The picture is […]

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by / on July 4, 2013 at 1:00 pm / in News

Hooligans To Start Your Morning

What is better than two groups of grown men charging each other in the middle of a street, all over their sports teams? Are the Swedish and Danish soccer teams any […]

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by / on July 3, 2013 at 9:25 am / in Entertainment

This Guy Is Going To Jail For Arm Sniffing

A 425-pound man has been sentenced to 32  months in jail after pleading guilty to grabbing a 10-year-old boy and sniffing  his arm.Victor Joseph Espinoza, 56, who has a  previous […]

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by / on July 2, 2013 at 9:02 am / in News

Kid Videobombs the Hernandez Press Conference

It’s not often that you see such persistence in a videobomb, but this kid put forth the effort. Even in a bad situation, a well-timed videobomb steals the show… h/t BleacherReport

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by / on July 1, 2013 at 12:42 pm / in Humor

Man Pleads Guilty To Sex With Couch

Great news, A Wisconsin man who was caught last year having sex with a couch pleaded guilty to public lewdness Monday.Gerard Streator, 47, was sentenced to five months in jail for the […]

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by / on June 27, 2013 at 9:02 am / in News

A Friendly Reminder That Animals Will Eat You

I know this would be an awkward animal to get mauled by, but this giraffe rundown looks like a scene straight from Jurassic Park…   This next one really grinds my gears, […]

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by / on June 25, 2013 at 11:27 am / in Humor

Man Eats Shrooms, Tears Off Own Penis

Something weird is in the mushrooms in Michigan’s Ypsilanti Township: Police say a man ripped off part of his own penis, almost killing himself through blood loss, after taking hallucinogenic […]

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by / on June 25, 2013 at 10:44 am / in News

Times Square “Weed Man” Arrested For Stabbing “Beer Man”

According to police, the notorious “Weed Man” of Times Square, who is known for carrying a sign reading “Help! I need money for weed,” got into a physical altercation with the […]

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by / on June 24, 2013 at 11:05 am / in News

The Kidz Bop Version Of ‘Thrift Shop’ For Your Saturday

Start your Saturday night off right with this gem bumping through your subwoofers…

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by / on June 20, 2013 at 2:14 pm / in Humor

Man Throws Spear At Passing Car, Looks Like You Imagined

 A man was arrested Tuesday night for spearing a passing vehicle.Jeffrey Jones, 56, was standing in the road at Auburn Boulevard and Annadale Lane in Sacramento at 7:38 p.m. when, […]

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by / on June 20, 2013 at 10:04 am / in News

John Mayer Releases Prancercise Video

So John Mayer went out and got the Prancercise chick for his new video. Her moves are still decent, but there is a lack of camel toe…       […]

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by / on June 19, 2013 at 1:03 am / in Entertainment

I Gotta Get My Groove On

I don’t know what it is, but whenever a grown man is this confident on a snazzy pair of skates, he will always fail…He’s got moves, I’ll give him that. via College Humor

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by / on June 19, 2013 at 1:02 am / in Humor

Sergio Heckled At U.S. Open

Ever since Sergio dropped the “fried chicken” comment aimed at Tiger Woods , he opened the floodgates for torment. As long as the timing is right, this will always be […]

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by / on June 18, 2013 at 2:28 pm / in Sports and Bets

Wendy’s Puts Cheese On A Hamburger For The Last Time

There is a decent chance your drive-thru order will be wrong, you just accept it. This guy chose to berate the worker, who is probably a kid making minimum wage. […]

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by / on June 17, 2013 at 2:37 pm / in Humor

Tim Duncan’s Son Collides With Danny Green

Even though I’m an absolute monster on the court, I rarely follow what is happening in the NBA. However, I am watching the finals, and this was the most entertaining part […]

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by / on June 17, 2013 at 10:10 am / in Sports and Bets