Articles by: Ck

Bride To Be Attempts Drug Swap Through Kissing Locked Up Groom

A bride to be ended up behind bars with her intended groom, after deputies caught on to her plans to pass drugs to him during their kiss. According to the […]

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by / on July 31, 2013 at 7:11 am / in News

China Doing It Big In The Wave Pool

Multiple the number of times I pee in a pool on a given day by a million, and you are left with no way to prevent the Ebola virus forming […]

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by / on July 30, 2013 at 11:35 am / in Humor

Customers Get Arrested After Getting Beat By Bouncers

Whenever there is an altercation with bouncers, every drunk girl is an attorney. Most of the time, the bouncer is going to make the right call. Considering they are continuously […]

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by / on July 30, 2013 at 9:08 am / in Entertainment

Two Teens Take Out A Crook

I don’t understand why this intruder is coming off so nonchalant like he owns the joint. I’m pretty sure this dude is strolling in talking on his cellphone, almost as if […]

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by / on July 29, 2013 at 8:53 am / in Entertainment

Liquid ASS Brings Hazmat Team To Camp Wo-Me-To

More than a dozen campers from Camp Wo-Me-To in Jarrettsville were decontaminated and six taken to a local hospital for treatment after deer repellent and fart spray caused them physical irritation. The Harford […]

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by / on July 29, 2013 at 8:37 am / in News

News Reporter Draws Penis

If you haven’t seen this yet, it is pretty self-explanatory. This lady has one thing on her mind…   via HuffPo  

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by / on July 25, 2013 at 9:34 am / in Humor

Judge Orders $1 Million Returned To Stripper

A federal judge has ruled that Nebraska cops must return over $1 million confiscated at a traffic stop from a woman who saved the money $1 at a time during […]

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by / on July 24, 2013 at 10:41 am / in News

Late Night Meal At Denny’s Ends In Royal Rumble

There are few places that should have absolutely no-nonsense. One of them being Denny’s, at least during an alcohol induced breakfast coma. Nothing should take the attention away from a greasy […]

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by / on July 23, 2013 at 1:29 pm / in Entertainment

Maryland Man Steals Tractor, Escapes Police

Jarrettsville, A drunk man who was seen driving a stolen tractor escaped police custody before being re-arrested police say.Witnesses called police around 12:40 a.m. Saturday to report an intoxicated man driving […]

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by / on July 23, 2013 at 9:12 am / in News

Just A Reminder That Whales Can Swallow Us Whole

I’m sure swimming with giant whales is the thrill of the lifetime, but it’s a death wish… Friendly or not, it would take a split second to swallow you. This […]

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by / on July 22, 2013 at 11:13 am / in Entertainment

Man Attempts Triathlon To Flee Police (Ocean City)

A man completed a remarkable impromptu ‘triathlon’ in a desperate bid to flee police who pursued him across two states. Brion Adam Kriss attempted to escape officers from three different […]

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by / on July 22, 2013 at 9:02 am / in News

Scaling A Wall Ends As Expected

All this dude can think about is how badass the chick thinks he is. He is oblivious to his decent tragedy, and everyone but him knows he is doneski. If this […]

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by / on July 17, 2013 at 11:29 pm / in Entertainment

Mother Of The Year Tosses Baby At Cop

When cops wanted to throw the book at Ashley Taylor Wright for suspected shoplifting, she allegedly responded by tossing her infant daughter back at them.Wright, a 23-year-old resident of Pensacola, […]

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by / on July 17, 2013 at 10:03 pm / in News

The Greatest Karaoke Video…Ever.

So here’s the story… For those of you from Southern Ontario, it’s likely that you went to Canada’s Wonderland in Toronto during the late 90’s/early 2000’s in the Summertime. One […]

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by / on July 17, 2013 at 8:41 am / in Humor

Man Kills Wife After Losing Sex Bet On Nintendo Wii

Keith Wiens, a retired officer in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, faces second-degree murder charges in the August 2011 shooting death of his common-law wife, Lynn Kalmring. In court Thursday, […]

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by / on July 15, 2013 at 11:16 pm / in News

Photo Booth Prank

Even though I’m all talk, the victims should have bulldozed the guy to their left straight through the wall. Anyway, the Asian guy steals the show…

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by / on July 15, 2013 at 9:17 am / in Entertainment