Articles by: Ck

Drunk Driver Does His Best Motorboat During Sobriety Test

Anytime you get pulled over, you have a good idea whether or not you’re fucked. Maybe you are a good bullshitter,but 9 times out of 10 a cop will figure […]

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by / on August 9, 2013 at 11:49 am / in Humor

I’m Here For The Gang Bang

If you’re going to organize gang bangs in hotel rooms, you might not want to make business cards and a website advertising it. That’s how Scott Pollock got busted, after […]

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by / on August 8, 2013 at 9:04 am / in News

Man Calls 911 Over Botched McDonald’s Order

Lorenzo Riggins claims his order was for seven McDoubles, among other things, but he only got six. He made the same mistake many of us make when we’re in a hurry. […]

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by / on August 7, 2013 at 11:43 am / in Humor, News

Cop Slaps 8 Year Old In Face, Thoughts?

Eugene, Oregon, on August 4, 2013. The police department was helping  Department of Human Services take this child from his mother because a former boyfriend had somehow obtained custody. The child […]

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by / on August 6, 2013 at 9:53 am / in Entertainment

Man Attempts To Sell Baby On Craigslist for $100

A Castleton Corners man was so annoyed that his potential love interest’s newborn daughter was taking up too much of her time that he decided to post an ad selling […]

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by / on August 6, 2013 at 9:16 am / in News

Awkward Martial Arts Demo

This guy  is a master of his craft, and things just get awkward as his loyal students are glued to his swift and lethal movements. As far as the girl […]

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by / on August 5, 2013 at 9:22 am / in Humor

Lady Goes Wild Over Rhubarb

I will have to side with the plant picker on this one. Something about these two harassing this woman is annoying, she is just picking some rhubarb, and there is a chance […]

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by / on July 31, 2013 at 8:15 am / in Humor

Wrestler Randy Orton Gets Nut Punched By Crazed Fan

Guarantee this guy was planning this for months, you don’t just happen to slip into your favorite wrestling boots…Sure, there is a chance that this is just a WWE plot twist, […]

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by / on July 31, 2013 at 7:38 am / in News

Bride To Be Attempts Drug Swap Through Kissing Locked Up Groom

A bride to be ended up behind bars with her intended groom, after deputies caught on to her plans to pass drugs to him during their kiss. According to the […]

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by / on July 31, 2013 at 7:11 am / in News

China Doing It Big In The Wave Pool

Multiple the number of times I pee in a pool on a given day by a million, and you are left with no way to prevent the Ebola virus forming […]

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by / on July 30, 2013 at 11:35 am / in Humor

Customers Get Arrested After Getting Beat By Bouncers

Whenever there is an altercation with bouncers, every drunk girl is an attorney. Most of the time, the bouncer is going to make the right call. Considering they are continuously […]

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by / on July 30, 2013 at 9:08 am / in Entertainment

Two Teens Take Out A Crook

I don’t understand why this intruder is coming off so nonchalant like he owns the joint. I’m pretty sure this dude is strolling in talking on his cellphone, almost as if […]

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by / on July 29, 2013 at 8:53 am / in Entertainment

Liquid ASS Brings Hazmat Team To Camp Wo-Me-To

More than a dozen campers from Camp Wo-Me-To in Jarrettsville were decontaminated and six taken to a local hospital for treatment after deer repellent and fart spray caused them physical irritation. The Harford […]

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by / on July 29, 2013 at 8:37 am / in News

News Reporter Draws Penis

If you haven’t seen this yet, it is pretty self-explanatory. This lady has one thing on her mind…   via HuffPo  

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by / on July 25, 2013 at 9:34 am / in Humor

Judge Orders $1 Million Returned To Stripper

A federal judge has ruled that Nebraska cops must return over $1 million confiscated at a traffic stop from a woman who saved the money $1 at a time during […]

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by / on July 24, 2013 at 10:41 am / in News

Late Night Meal At Denny’s Ends In Royal Rumble

There are few places that should have absolutely no-nonsense. One of them being Denny’s, at least during an alcohol induced breakfast coma. Nothing should take the attention away from a greasy […]

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by / on July 23, 2013 at 1:29 pm / in Entertainment