Articles by: Ck

Breakdown Of Porn Preference By State

This is what is important. You can tell a lot about a person by their porn preference, although I’m drawing a blank on some of these categories. I’m guessing Anita […]

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by / on August 28, 2013 at 10:04 am / in Entertainment

Wing Eating Champ Lands Clean Jab After Getting Shanked

Wearing sweatpants or gym shorts in the same vicinity as booze, means your getting shanked 9 times out of 10. Let’s assume the champ would have accepted the shank, that […]

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by / on August 27, 2013 at 9:06 pm / in Sports and Bets

Man Awakens To Cuddling Fox After Mistaking It For Girlfriend

Every now and then, you wake up in the middle of the night to a warm body cozied up to the back of your neck. This happened to Leon Smith, […]

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by / on August 27, 2013 at 7:30 pm / in Entertainment, News

Japanese Dinosaur Prank

I think America has what it takes to pull off a solid prank. In fact, in order to stay fresh, these pranks will soon involve murder. Throwing a Velociraptor in the […]

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by / on August 27, 2013 at 10:42 am / in Humor

Hank And Marie Watch Miley Twerk

I’ve watched Miley Cyrus twerk at the VMA’s way too many times at this point. Also, I’m pretty sure I’m considered a Breaking Bad geek. This is what you get […]

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by / on August 27, 2013 at 8:53 am / in Entertainment

Cyclist Meets Street Sign In Worst Way

Yes it’s Monday, and after a long weekend of pretending to be a fantasy football wizard, you might feel like this guy…I understand most days these dashcam’s don’t capture anything interesting, but […]

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by / on August 26, 2013 at 9:31 am / in Entertainment, Humor

VMA’s Wrap Up

If you decided against the MTV Video Music Awards last night, these are some of the things you missed… Miley Cyrus makes weird faces, and then dry humped the hell […]

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by / on August 26, 2013 at 9:03 am / in Entertainment

Man Arrested For Giving Unwanted Backrubs, Again

Julio Yanez of Boone, N.C., was arrested Aug. 15, after he allegedly entered a woman’s unsecured apartment, got in her bed and tried to give her a back rub. Apparently, there […]

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by / on August 22, 2013 at 10:11 am / in News

How Brazil Handles Theft

Anyone that has ever seen Only The Strong, knows two things. Brazilians  have mastered the art of dance, and one out of every three is a trained assassin. With that said, […]

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by / on August 22, 2013 at 9:31 am / in Entertainment, Humor

“Crazy Bitch” The New Wedding Song?

Somebody needs to find out where this wedding took place. I’m not suggesting this came out of Maryland, but in some areas, “Crazy Bitch” is a staple romance jam. Besides […]

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by / on August 21, 2013 at 9:52 am / in Humor

Alligator Found In Maryland Yard

A 2-foot long American alligator has been found in a backyard in  Sykesville. The alligator was spotted on Cherry Tree Lane in Sykesville by the Barnes’ family dog. It was […]

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by / on August 21, 2013 at 9:25 am / in Entertainment, News

Vine Captures Truck Jumping Guardrail

It may be uncertain why this exactly happened, but reports indicate that the man driving veered over the median and then took the leap. Fortunately, the man was conscious and […]

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by / on August 21, 2013 at 12:13 am / in News

Man Stuffs Fork Up His Uretha For Sexual Gratification

According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with “bleeding urethral meatus” after he stuffed a […]

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by / on August 20, 2013 at 9:27 am / in News

Knockout Of The Week?

I guess you can say I am a sucker for a knockout. I think the uppercut did the trick on this one, but you can never be too sure… Though […]

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by / on August 19, 2013 at 3:22 pm / in Entertainment

Guy Dressed As Ninja Claims To Be A Crime Fighter, Not A Crook

Todd Kapcsos, of Johnstown, Pennsylvania, was in court this week to waive his  right to a preliminary hearing on charges of loitering, prowling at night and  disorderly conduct. Police said […]

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by / on August 15, 2013 at 2:27 pm / in Humor, News

Impressive Women’s MMA Knockout

Call me sheltered, but I was clueless that women fighting was a real thing. Now I am convinced I would shit a brick if I was in the ring with […]

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by / on August 15, 2013 at 9:22 am / in Sports and Bets