Australian Bro Finds Huge Python Chilling In His Corn Flakes

Entertainment — March 12, 2015 at 3:11 pm by

A lot of people would probably freak out about this monster being in their breakfast cereal, but Australians are made for this shit. Aussie legend Steve Irwin was a fucking man among boys, and he would have jizzed his¬†khaki¬†shorts if he found this majestic beauty in his Corn Flakes, rest his soul. Of all the things that man could have died from, can’t believe a fucking sting ray got him..

But let’s be honest, the real star of the video is this bro-stache.
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