At Least You’re Not The Guy Who Cut His Own Penis Off Because He Thinks Witches Told Him To

News — February 6, 2015 at 12:22 am by



35-year-old Wahab Sa’adu used a razor blade to cut off his own penis in a bush in Kwara State because of a dream. 

“Prior to the incident, I had a dream in which three unidentified women appeared to me and ordered that I drink battery acid, which I did the following morning without the knowledge of anyone. Three days after, I had another dream where the same women ordered me to wake up and cut off my manhood. It was after cutting it off that I regained consciousness. So I rushed home for immediate remedy.”



He claimed the three women were witches.

I feel like there’s only a few things in this world that I couldn’t live without, and my penis is definitely one of them. (Seasons 2 and 3 DVDs of “The Office” would probably be a close second). Either way, I’m not one for the taste of battery acid, but truth be told I’ve never tried it. Probably because I prefer life. If I’m this guy, I’m never going to sleep again. A comfortable 8 hours isn’t worth the price of losing a dick.


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