An Arizona Threesome In A Public Hot Tub Had To Be Physically Stopped By Police

Humor, News — July 30, 2014 at 2:40 pm by

New York Daily News – An Arizona man and two women were arrested on public sex charges after they were busted in the middle of a romp in an apartment complex hot tub, cops said. Anthony Vechiola, 30, his 28-year-old girlfriend, Gina Marie Rayner, and Jennifer Duchnowski, 29, continued to have sex after cops told them to stop in the public spa at the Peoria complex on Sunday night, KPHO-TV reported.

You’re God dammed right they weren’t going to stop just because you asked them too, coppers. Did the police even realize how special this moment was for this man? Doing two chicks at the same thing is already an impressive feat, and something that you can always hang your hat on. But to have your threesome in an apartment complex hot tub? That’s next-level, Wilt Chamberlain shit. If I were Vechiola, I would hold a press conference to officially announce my penis’ retirement from sexual intercourse, then hang his jersey from the rafters of my home. My penis would go out on top, the way he always wanted to.

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But unfortunately, there’s a very upsetting element to this hot tub threesome.

The officers — who were called to the scene by a neighbor who reported a small child wandering around the Grey Star Sierra Apartments and calling for his “mommy” — stopped the sexcapades by physically separating them, the news station reported. As cops questioned the lovers, who all appeared heavily intoxicated, an officer heard the 5-year-old boy calling for his mother. Police later identified the child as Rayner’s and found her 3-year-old son alone in Vechiola’s apartment. Rayner was booked on an additional count of suspicion of child abuse for leaving her children alone in the apartment. Rayner and Vechiola were ordered held in lieu of $2,100 bond after they were arraigned on Monday. Duchnowski was released on her own recognizance.

Jesus Christ, what is up with these slutty, young mothers? If only these ladies had half the passion towards raising their children that they have towards getting their rocks off. They’d probably have child prodigies running around, happy as clams. What is so hard about finding a fucking babysitter? Do the right thing, and give some snot-nosed teenager a few bucks before going on these wild, sexual trysts. Just make sure that your kid is in good hands, then by all means, get as freaky naughty as you want.

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One Comment

  1. if he were gay, it would be celebrated. because cops arent allowed to be mean to gay people

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