Amazon Delivers Unwanted Package (Security Footage Shows Driver Pooping On Sidewalk)

Humor, News — December 1, 2017 at 6:55 pm by

Happy Holidays, to all! We’ve all found ourselves in a bathroom predicament, more specifically the kind where you’ve got the bubble guts times a million, and you just so happen to be on the road.

You start to question your options.

1. You question whether or not you’re going to just shit your pants while driving.

2. You undo your top button for some breathing room, and you search for the nearest reasonable bathroom.

3. The least favorable option is finding the closest wooded area, and nonchalantly exited the woods upon completion.

Don’t do this…

Sacramento Around 3 p.m. in  Thursday, the woman, who works for a third-party delivery company, drove up to Nemy Bautista’s home in a U-Haul van, got out, delivered the Amazon package and went back to her van. But before she drove away, the woman opened the passenger side door, squatted down, and defecated.

Bautista proceeded to call Amazon out on Facebook, and in turn, they sent a representative to clean it up.

Amazon Why is your driver squatting in-front of my house? Let me give you a hint … he/she is not tying their shoes. I have it on video!” Bautista writes the woman’s supervisor came out in his personal car “and was not prepared for cleanup.” “He was in shock when he saw the size of ‘it’. He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him (it smelled really bad). Guess the garbage can will smell like s__t for the next few days. I also had to hose down the gutter/sidewalk area after he left,” she said in a statement.

I will always stand with Amazon, but I can never get behind this move. It is broad daylight, and you’re shitting on your customer’s sidewalk. They’re paying your salary, and this is how you thank them.

via Barstool Sports


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