All Sex Name Sports Team

Featured, Humor — July 16, 2013 at 5:34 pm by

by Babes

It’s all in a name.  But these names take it to the max.  Thank goodness they were all athletes, that may have lessened the impact of the constant childhood teasing. What the fuck were their parent’s thinking?

Doug Fister RHP Detroit Tigers- I wondered why he had  a lot of lesbian fans.

The whole fist!?

The whole fist!?

Chien-Ming Wang RHP Blue Jays – His pick-up line in broken English, “would you like to find out why I’m named after my penis?”

Don't forget to address the balls.

Don’t forget to address the balls.

Kosuke Fukudome OF Cubs – His name is a pick up line, bet he gets a ton of play.

All I do to pick up chicks is turn around and show them my name.

All I do to pick up chicks is turn around and show them my name.

Lucious Pusey -LB Eastern Illinois- Isn’t it?…..Ha ha ha ha ha…ha ha.

Thanks Mom, great name!

Thanks Mom, great name!

Chubby Cox -Philly Kings- Back in the day- I think he was related to someone on our staff.

Swish!

Swish!

Ron Tugnutt Goalie NHL- Probably had two bitches swinging from those bad boys every night.

Go ahead, give 'em a pull.

Go ahead, give ’em a pull.

Rusty Kuntz-OF Twins-Don’t you think women would just have to know?

Put 'em in coach...give o'l Kuntz some use!

Put ’em in coach…give o’l Kuntz some use!

Dick Trickle-NASCAR Driver- His name represents an event that happens every day.

Got it all out Dick!

Got it all out Dick!

Dick Pole-P Mariners-He wanted his abuse.

Yep, face matches the name.

Yep, face matches the name.

Karin Cockburn-Canadian Gymnast- No wonder all the guys avoided her.

Won't be as bad if you take off the gloves.

Won’t be as bad if you take off the gloves.

Jack Glasscock-Old Baseball Player-I grew up with a guy with the same last name, we never fucked with him.

That's Captain Glasscock to you.

That’s Captain Glasscock to you.

Dick Butkus-LB Bears-I still ain’t making fun of this animal.

My wallet's the one that says bad Motherfucker on it.

My wallet’s the one that says bad Motherfucker on it.

Pete LaCock-1B Cubs- Led a double life as a cubs first baseman and fluffer for a gay porn studio.

Here with the Royals-Pete The Cock

Here with the Royals-Pete The Cock

Johnny Dickshot-OF Pirates-  Played left field for the Pirates, not male lead in Deepthroat.

Hey honey, want a shot?

Hey honey, want a shot?

Harry Colon-S Pats-How do you cleanse a Harry one?

He would be forced to shave his ass in the modern pretty boy Pats locker room

He would be forced to shave his ass in the modern pretty boy Pats locker room

Dewanna Bonner-WNBA-Maybe if she wasn’t a foot taller then me.

If she makes this jumper, I will.

If she makes this jumper, I will.

Phyllis Mangina-Coach Seton Hall-Look at her, the name fits.

Mangina, mangina mangina!

Mangina, mangina mangina!

Yoshie Takeshita-Volleyball- My new code word for having to take a dump;”Yoshie!”

Damn, right here?

Damn, right here?

Steve Sharts-Pitcher-But he cleans up afterward.

What's that smell?

What’s that smell?

Ivanna Mandic-WNBA-I can just see Moe calling this one out at the bar on The Simpsons.

She wants a Mandic.

She wants a Mandic.

Kim Yoo Suk-Gymnast-I can picture a slow arising chant cascading throughout the crowd; “Yoo Suk…Yoo  Suk…”

Nothing more to say on this one...

Nothing more to say on this one…

 

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