A Gun Loving ‘Difference Maker’ from Florida was on ‘The Colbert Report’

Entertainment, Humor — June 3, 2014 at 1:43 pm by

Poor, ol’ Doug. All the guy wants to do is exercise his 2nd Amendment right and fire off some rounds in the comfort of his own side yard. Why drive 20 minutes each way to go to some fancy pants gun range when you have a homemade, top-of-the-line range at home? Have you seen gas prices these days? Shooting at home is clearly the only choice in this dire economic climate.

Unfortunately for Doug, he is surrounded by lame ass neighbors, worried about catching a stray bullet on their porch. What a bunch of crybabies. I don’t understand why the neighbors are so uptight about the whole situation in the first place. The guy has not one, but TWO lookouts for Christ’s sake, and they are his own mother and father. If they are taking gun safety half as seriously as they take sun safety, it’s pretty clear that the neighbors have nothing to be concerned about.

To top it all off, Doug has his gun range barricaded by trucks. No bullets are getting past those bad boys. Who cares that they are filled with highly flammable gasoline? Have you seen Doug shoot? Guy has the purest form I’ve seen since Ray Allen. Keep doing your thing Doug, it’s pretty clear what your neighbors need to do.

H/T BroBible

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