A Cross-Dressing Enthusiast & Real Estate Millionaire Was Arrested For Pissing On Candy At A CVS

Humor, News — July 23, 2014 at 7:26 pm by

There’s a lot to take in from that headline, but Robert Durst has done a lot of crazy shit in his lifetime. Check out his rap sheet from the Daily Mail.

  • In 1982, Durst, the son of a New York real estate mogul, hit headlines when his wife mysteriously vanished – but he was never arrested
  • In 2001, he shot and dismembered his neighbor and scattered the body parts around Galveston Bay, Texas before going on the run
  • He was caught a month later but claimed he had killed him in self defense and he was acquitted of murder in 2003

Durst took up cross-dressing after his wife’s disappearance to avoid the public eye. At the time of his neighbor’s murder, Durst was claiming to be a mute woman named Dorothy Ciner. So yeah, pissing all over candy in a Houston drug store actually sounds like a pretty mundane thing for Durst to get busted for. It’s almost like Bane getting arrested for jaywalking.

Durst got into an altercation with the staff, and instead of talking things out, he opted to relieve himself on the candy by the register. Probably not the most rational way to handle a disagreement. But does this look like a rational man?

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Nope, it looks like a man who wasted over $100 worth of perfectly good candy. Give this sick son of a bitch the chair!

via Barstool

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