1 point for the zoo animals. Look, I feel bad for any grandma in this predicament, they never deserve to be the butt of a joke (she was probably dragged to the zoo without being asked). Unfortunately someone has to take the fall, and this time it was a sweet old woman.
I will side with any captive animal 100% of the time, at least when it involves some light-hearted, shit slinging. These animals spend their days getting eyeballed by humans, not to mention they’re in a enclosure. If they get a chance to sling some poop, they got to take it.