90-Year-Old Tortoise Gets Awesome Wheels After Being Attacked By Rat

Outdoors — April 29, 2015 at 11:19 am by

Who’s laughing now, you rat bastard? You may have won the battle, but this tortoise clearly won the war with those baller wheels. According to Mrs. T’s owner, Jude Ryder, “She took to her new wheels straight away but she has had to learn how to turn and stop. She can get a good speed up, much faster than before.” 90 years young and moving faster than ever. Get your motherfucking roll on, Mrs. T!

via Gawker & BBC News
cover pic: BBC News

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