49ers Coach Jim Tomsula Rips Ass With A Straight Face In His Press Conference

Humor, Sports and Bets — October 2, 2015 at 3:03 pm by

   

 

 

I honestly don’t think I’ve laughed harder in about five years. There’s nothing like a man trying so hard to pretend that his fart just didn’t happen when everyone in the room knows it was you. You know he’s just sitting there telling himself to keep a straight face and no one will notice. I’m surprised we didn’t hear a little cough to try to cover that puppy up.

 

 

“Alright, here it comes, be cool. Squeeze, hold it..hold it..hold it…….oh God!  Ok, got to pretend it wasn’t me. Stern look, stare straight ahead, keep talking about football, and for the love of God, do anything other than act like you just farted.”   –  1000% the play-by-play of Jim Tomsula’s mind set.

 

 

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