40 Year Old Virgin: Top Quotes

Entertainment, Featured — February 14, 2014 at 7:09 am by


There is no better way to spend a snow day than by throwing in some DVDs.  Today I choose to enjoy The 40 Year Old Virgin, a classic and Judd Apatow’s first big movie hit.  This was the flick that set the table for a ton of this generation’s best comedies.  With so many hilarious lines to choose from, here are a few that got me rolling.

Andy Stitzer:  Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!


You’re gay for saying that.

Me So Horny


 ……and Asia Posters:

Cal: [Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
Andy Stitzer: They did not laugh at me.
David: Know why you’re gay? Because you like Asia.


How To Talk To Women:


Plenty of one-liners…..(Here’s 11 of them)

1.  Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren’t you curious as to how that’s possible?


2.  Andy Stitzer: Wow, this place is crowded.
David: Yeah, well, you know… nine dollar beer night.


3.  Mark: [on finding Andy in Trish’s bed with a dozen opened condoms] Dude. Teach me!


4.  Boy at Health Clinic: Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis…


5.  Boy at Health Clinic: Wait, so you’re a virgin? I’d tap that.
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, yeah, you’d ‘tap that.’ What, Seth, you think you’re cool with your little Jew Fro? We don’t say ‘tap that.’ What are you talking about, Seth?


6.  Dad at Health Clinic: You know what your problem is? You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal.


7.  Cal: [talking about Trish being a grandma] You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday.


8.  Mooj: [to Jay] Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?


9.  Cal: That’s a good looking grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palance.


10.  Trish: [on the bed, kissing] Do you have protection?
Andy Stitzer: I don’t like guns.


11.  Cal: You know what’s a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM’s and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that’s the best part about the game.


One Comment

  1. Oh, this blog is about the movie. When I read the title I thought this blog was going to be about Seabass.

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