28-Year-Old Man Choked Out His 92-Year-Old Girlfriend Cause She Wouldn’t Take Her Meds

News — February 25, 2015 at 1:39 pm by

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Commercial Appeal– Memphis police have charged a 28-year-old man with assault after he is accused of choking and shaking his 92-year-old girlfriend, police said.

Thomas Standley was arrested Wednesday morning and charged with domestic assault and assault.

The victim’s daughter told police that she heard her mother screaming saying “let go of me, you’re hurting me.” The woman said she went next-door to check on her mother and Standley became angry and pushed her out of the front door.

Police made the scene and detained the suspect. The 92-year-old woman told police that the suspect got mad at her because she did not want to take her medicine. She said he choked her, squeezed her arms and shook her. She told officers that the Standley, who is her live-in boyfriend, hurts her all the time and she was afraid to call police. She said she lived in fear and that she after she signed over power of attorney to the suspect she can’t get away from him, according to the affidavit.

Man, if I had a dollar every time I had to beat the shit out of my senior citizen girlfriend to get her to take her meds, I’d be one rich man. Old people always have to make everything difficult. Just take your fucking meds, lady, and we don’t have a problem here. But no, she had to go and make this nice young man blow his top and choke the shit out of her. So selfish.

Also, if you showed me a line of pictures of guys in their late twenties, and told me to guess which one of them has a girlfriend in her early nineties, 100 times out of 100 I pick this guy. That’s the face of a stone cold cougar hunter.

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