19-Year-Old Arrested For Humping Stuffed Horse In Walmart

News — October 15, 2014 at 11:56 am by

Like any other teenager, when I was 19, my Libido was racing like Dale Jr.. However, I can’t recall a time that I was so desperate to deposit the baby batter, that Walmart was the first thing to pop in my head.  Sean Johnson (ironic) of Brooksville FL, apparently thinks differently. 

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Tuesday afternoon, Sean decided he was feeling frisky, and grabbed a stuffed animal horse at his local Wally-world. Then it was time to get comfy, so he made his way over to the bedding department, where him and Mr Ed decided to have a moment.  As soon as he was done doing the deed, he then put the now fully stuffed horse, back on the shelf. Classic. $1500 later, Mr Johnson was set free on bail, with an awesome court case awaiting…

According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and“proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras. This has got to be quite the tape…

By Marmen

via SmokingGun

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