150 Crocodiles And Alligators Were Found At A Man’s Home

News — August 17, 2015 at 12:49 am by

CBC– About 150 crocodiles, alligators and caimans are now safe at an animal sanctuary after a Toronto-area man overwhelmed by his reptile collection issued a plea for help.

The reptiles, some more than three metres long, had been kept in a home for about 10 years before Bry Loyst of the Indian River Reptile Zoo near Peterborough, Ont., was called in to help.

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing,” Loyst said Thursday on CBC Radio’s Metro Morning show. “I could not believe that somebody had that many crocodilians and raised them to adulthood. These were not baby little crocodiles,” he said. “They were adults.”

 

 

Shoutout to this fucking guy who thought keeping 150 full length gators and crocs at his house was a good idea/at all safe in any way. Although I hate the abuse of these animals, I respect the hustle of a man just trying to make friends with man-eating reptiles. There’s a fine line between being a bad ass and being legally insane, and this guy is flirting HARD with that line. Actually, he definitely crossed it. But at least he’s not a cat person. The only thing worse in this world than a guy who keeps 150 crocs around the house is a guy who keeps 150 cats around the house.

My pug mix is making me look like a huge pussy right now.

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